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tfw you’re trying to use your phone while laying on your back and you wind up dropping it on your face

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i’d like to inform everybody that it is definitely possible to bloody your own lip this way

i tripped while walking up stairs today and banged the hell out of my shins

then i got to the gym and realized the bruises were exactly at the level of the deadlift bar, where i always bring it right up against my legs to give myself a physical cue for where it is in relation to my body... so every time i prepared for a lift, i aggravated the bruises

[frustration] today was unexpectedly more painful than it should have been

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is there a lore reason that sylvari wound up looking most like humans out of all the races in tyria? i’m wondering if there’s another tree out there producing like… charr-shaped sylvari or something. that’d be interesting…

i think asura-shaped sylvari would be hilarious though. tiny plantgoblins

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if it would be so, here’s how it’d look like :D

well, the Pale Tree grew on the graves of humans, that’s why they have human shape.

but YES gimme the plantsura pls

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is there a lore reason that sylvari wound up looking most like humans out of all the races in tyria? i’m wondering if there’s another tree out there producing like… charr-shaped sylvari or something. that’d be interesting…

i think asura-shaped sylvari would be hilarious though. tiny plantgoblins

i think the reasoning behind it was because the Avatar decided to shape them after the human Ronan, who was a friend of Ventari who helped care for the Pale Tree. The Pale Tree also created the fern hounds, so I’m assuming it can also create other creatures. This is all kind of theory though, because it is shown that there is another Tree where Malyck was born from. He is also very humanoid looking and assuming the tree sprouted on it’s own, there’s no reason why he would appear so humanoid.

is there a lore reason that sylvari wound up looking most like humans out of all the races in tyria? i’m wondering if there’s another tree out there producing like... charr-shaped sylvari or something. that’d be interesting...

i think asura-shaped sylvari would be hilarious though. tiny plantgoblins

dad has discovered balsamic vinegar

we’re gonna be eating salads for a while, i think he’s in love

bacon was half off last weekend so dad bought two pounds of it

i. i just. dad. we don’t even eat bacon that often

but i guess WE DO NOW

i have learned that cooking bacon slowly over medium heat for about 10 minutes gives better results than cooking it quickly over high heat because there’s less chance of burning it and more of the fat melts out cleanly

leftover bacon fat is good for greasing pans or frying other things in... also it’s rather good for pan-fried toast, just spread a bit of it on the bread and let that sizzle until golden brown

dad however thinks microwaving bacon is easier, so now our microwave smells intensely of bacon and i don’t think we’re going to be able to get rid of that smell, everything we microwave is going to smell like bacon... i have attempted to wipe down the inside of the microwave but i don’t think i succeeded, will try detergent next because this is a serious problem, if the fat splatters start spoiling in that small closed space it will smell awful

i’m in slight despair, why did he buy two pounds of it?!

latest single deadlift personal record: 180 lb

a gym employee complimented me on my solid stance and i hesitated a split-second too long deciding whether to say “thanks” or “thank you” so i ended up blurting “THANK” way too loud gdi lol