“I’m Such A Happiness”

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."

In "Master of the Sea," Nya mentions Jay caused an electrical fire in the "practice room" which destroyed it, and proceeded to blame it on Kai.

In "Beyond Madness," Lloyd says Jay was the worst student ever because of the one time he trained in the South Wing, then proceeds to make an explosion noise and gesture.

Was the practice room also in the South Wing, or has Jay blown up two separate locations within the Monastery. If so, how the fuck does he even do that? What the fuck is Jay's Problem.

Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Dating App | It is the duty of the youngest brothers to keep the eldests ego in check. :)

Script by @star-sparkler c:

me @ my mutuals

i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

god can we stop softening the term "disabled". disabled isn't a dirty word. it's not "special abilities" or "differently abled" or whatever the fuck you want to call it. people have disabilities that cause life to be hard and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that?? it feels so invalidating when people are like "ohh you're not disabled!!! you have special abilities!!" like. omg a) it feels so infantilizing. b) by saying that you're basically saying our struggles aren't real...? some conditions are disabling. it's not hard to understand?? like there is NOTHING wrong with being disabled & using the word disabled. it's not offensive it's not a dirty word can we take the shame out of it pls oh my god. this goes for physical & non physical disabilities btw

So, as we saw, future Leo was vaporized by a blast from a Kraang ship and died instantly.

Let's talk about that.

The good thing is that Leo didn't feel a damn thing. Not only was he not aware that the blast was coming (so there was no anticipation), but his nervous system was gone before it could send pain signals to his brain. Just based on what we've seen in the future, Leo's death was the most merciful. He basically just ceased to exist.

Now the bad part.

It takes about 2.99 gigajoules to vaporize a human body. One gigajoule is 1 billion joules.

So if we do the math, Leo got hit with 2,990,000,000 joules in a split second. 136 joules are considered lethal.

Now considering Leo wasn't 100% human, this number may be different in his case. Regardless, he was vaporized so he either got hit with 2.99 or more (already enough to completley melt 5,000 pounds of steel).

And Leo was hit directly.

So basically:

Fuck this.

*disclaimer: I actually suck at math

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

#best friend is a CLASS of friend #one you can achieve #thru mutual embarrassment and hard work (via @pptiny)

Sea Grunks Intro

Good god, I have been working on this for a while. What originally started out as small storyboard pro practice, ended up becoming an actual project. There was a good amount of time when I wasn’t sure I would finish it, but here it is. I hope you enjoy it!

[🐍] TOXIC

It's been FOREVER since I've posted here and honestly I've been meaning to change that! I'm super glad Trolls has become more well liked lol anyways have some broppy I drew listening to Favourite Colour by Carly Rae Jepsen on loop 😁❤

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

Oh the simple joy of watching your favorite characters being tied to a chair