love the red devil vampire crab like it's named like someone's edgy deviantart oc and you expect something kinda fucked up looking but it's just adorable
olli london becoming a right wing detrans crank is. honestly not surprising. depressing tho
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
doing some paperwork and i think i found a new reason adhd self diagnoses are getting so common
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
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honestly sometimes i think about what my life would be like in the old efrafa....it was so safe from elil and everybody had a place, id probably have a couple litters of kittens by now with an owsla captain and a cute little near hind mark......but now everybody silflays whenever and there's no owslafa and the owsla are woke and let anybody get away with anything. it wouldnt be like this under woundwort.
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they literally didn't let you pass hraka when you needed to what are you on about
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traddoes are wild
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i found a secret spot with a bunch of flayrah and told my friend about it and he went to the owsla because he thought he'd get promoted for it but instead the owsla just took over the spot. it would be funny if i hadn't lost my secret clover spot!!!!!!!!
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wheres the spot
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no!!!!!!
🌾mousesfriend Follow
tell us the flayrah spot op
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omg you guys did you know there are a bunch of secret stories about el-ahrairah and rabscuttle? and in these secret stories they're in love with each other? like there's literally one where prince rainbow tries to trick el-ahrairah with a doe but he chooses rabscuttle instead <3 <3 but oooof course nobody tells these stories, i wonder why
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Hi! El-ahrairah expert here. While there are cases of queer lapine history being suppressed, these stories probably are either specific to one or two warrens (and therefore unlikely to be true), or outright fabrications. We have to remember that many stories about more recent heroic rabbits are told as El-ahrairah stories, and that rabbits, even the ones you might agree with, are prone to using El-ahrairah to make a particular point. Generally, we know if a story is really about El-ahrairah based on how widespread it is---the doe story above isn't even connected to a warren, but a hutch. If you're interested in a cool queer rabbit from history, might I suggest Anemone-rah?
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okay we're settling this. lettuce or cabbage?
lettuce 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%
cabbage 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 50%
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#cabbagesweep
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what about garlic????????
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poll cancelled because what the fuck.
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reminder!!! all hutch rabbits are valid!!! if you choose to keep living in a hutch because your family and friends are there that's awesome!!! if you choose to stay in the hutch because it's safer and you get garden food you rock!!! if you like being pet by humans you're so cool!! and if you leave the hutch to join a warren or be a hlessi that's so valid and i'm proud of you for making such a big choice!! hutch rabbits ilu never let somebody get you down for it <3
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see this is how far we've fallen. living in a hutch is unnatural and completely degrades all of your instincts. have you ever heard a hutch rabbit speaking proper lapine? no, you haven't, they're better at talking to cats. they stink like humans, too, and all the cabbage in the world wouldn't make me live in a hutch. but hutch rabbits that leave to join warrens are so much worse, and drag the entire warren down with them. all your "hutch rabbit positivity" posts don't mean hraka when they bring us dogs and white blindness.
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oh so now the woundwort defender is going to preach to us about why living in a hutch is bad
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not to epic reddit atheistpost online but i was just thinking about how stupid pascals wager is. if a supreme deity furiously sentenced me to an eternity of torturous punishment for not subscribing to his youtube channel how is that not my win like the only thing i would be thinking about as horrible little imps pluck my eyeballs out with forks or whatever is how mad and owned and coping he is and any gamer knows that thats a divine balm that can soothe any agony
remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
reading synopses of documentaries on wikipedia going "damn that's crazy" and then not watching them
One time I pissed on a bear at a zoo (I was a child)
I always find it funny to think about how suburban neighborhoods with 0 crime are always on high alert in case of, like, a 1950s East German spy.
being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing
you need to have the kind of soul usually reserved for monks to be able to hop on a game you have hundreds of hours on that you've been playing for years, suck ass at it, and not want to jump into the sun or get mad in chat at some 13 year old who downloaded the game last night and is already better than you . there are many others who live like me. join us
It's been nearly 2 days and the site is still under emergency maintenance
discord is by far the best program for quickly sending memes from your computer to your phone or vice versa