big brain only
the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

big brain only
the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this
Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl
WRONG thats a big wii game for the big wii
I always feel so relieved after a big wii.
So just netflix then
Imagine how fucking weird this looks to people who don’t know about selkies
what are you talking about it splaps
did the Purple Scrotum Chin try to kill half of everyone just because the bottom half of his face kind of resembles wrinkly testicles? I would assume so, and as such it sounds like another reminder that you shouldn’t ostrichside people because of their appearance >:|
"binge-worthy show" man fuck that
i want my shows one episode followed by a whole ass week of going a little insane over it with the people on my phone, writing fics theorizing and going over every single scene through amazing gifs and meta, before the next ep drops and the cicle begins anew
It really bothers me that we're having all this "content" hoisted upon us for consumption without being given time for consideration.
Your mid-20s is learning firsthand why food restores HP in video game
lookin’ as sharp-dressed as a Tom Waits Australian Mirror Universe Evil Doppelganger
most inappropriate things to describe as “cerebral”
getting head
that seems appropriate tho
The guillotine
that super-computer that Professor X has.
idk it looks like the original scene to me
Star Trek episode Amurk Kirk, 1969: Kirk’s recovering from an alien hallucinogen attack; he should be at 100% and is about to return to duty. Meanwhile Spock is observing the Vulcan equivalent of 'April Fool’s Day' and has organized the traditional ritual of bridge-crew-plays-deadpan-tricks-on-the-captain.
you go inside and there’s an opossum on the counter and you order a footlong chicken teriyaki and it uses its mouth to pile various sticks, acorns, leaves and bugs onto 12 inches of mossy damp tree bark. It’s the best subway you’ve ever had
the fall of the house of fresher
Tell me why the bus driver just asked me for directions.. girl we are fucked
[obviously don’t read this if you don’t want to hear language around eye injury]
when they say “the injury put out their eye”, I think it doesn’t mean the eye was “put outside of their head” -- it means the eye was “put out” like a light or like how a candle is snuffed out. The eye is doused / de-illuminated / made to no longer work. Ick >:(
did the Purple Scrotum Chin try to kill half of everyone just because the bottom half of his face kind of resembles wrinkly testicles? I would assume so, and as such it sounds like another reminder that you shouldn’t ostrichside people because of their appearance >:|
ohyeah
(Perfect Math Fish post, U Ottern’t Do Dat post)