i'll do it for sam
And when there was only one pair of footprints in the sand, that's when Samwise Gamgee carried me

i'll do it for sam
And when there was only one pair of footprints in the sand, that's when Samwise Gamgee carried me
started listening to Worlds Beyond Number: The Children’s Adventure
you know no one considers 6 pm afternoon except you right
RUDE and let me tell you afternoon is whenever it feels like afternoon. so as long as 6pm is as sunny and as slow as it is these days it is afternoon. the sun like begins to set at about 6 30 so thats when evening is and i will stand by my statement.
i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
slaybossing my way to girl heaven
you cant just leave this banger in the tags
@nimonaaaa us (roles interchangeable)
[Image ID: Four digital drawings in black and white, forming a comic of one panel per image. It shows Jon and Martin. Jon is a short man with short graying hair, a beard, worm scars and wearing a coat over a sweater. Martin is a taller fat man with short light hair, freckles, a small beard, wearing a hoodie. 1st image: Jon and Martin are holding hands, both smiling. Jon says: “I almost can’t believe you’re okay… She didn’t-” On the back of Martin’s neck, out of Jon’s view, seems to be a wound closed with webs. 2nd image: Jon, shocked, leans back a bit. He points just below his eye with one hand, the other still holding Martin’s. “Aah! Christ, Martin, there’s ah, a, spider, right there.” The spider isn’t in frame. 3rd image: Close up of Martin’s face from the front. He’s smiling, and pulling down his bottom eyelid with one finger to allow a small black spider to crawl into the space underneath his eye. He says: “Oh, oops! Get back in there, silly bugger!” 4th image: Same composition as 1 and 2. Jon pulls back his hands, looking devastated at Martin, who’s still smiling and now rubbing the back of his neck. A few spiders are appearing on him from other crevices in his clothes and body. Behind Jon, a purple spiderweb is imposed over the background. On low translucency, Martin is saying: “I’m sorry for scaring you, Jon, but you have no reason to be! Yes, there are parts of me that are now spider, which were Martin before, but there are also parts of you that were Jon, which are now Eye. We’re all changing, just in different ways.” /End ID]
after introducing everyone to my favourite zach reino character (peter, the fireduck), it’s only right that i introduce everyone to my favourite jess mckenna character: syntrax, a fishwitch who is made of mops and in love with tom bombabil bombadil.
Unsurprisingly, I enjoy Off Book a musical improv podcast with Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino. Why am I not surprised.
girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone
I would feel too bad about declaring a winner with a margin of 0.2% so I'm running this again. Please don't make it so close this time guys...
adaine better win cause she deserves it
HIGH PITCHED KEENING. HIGH PITCHED KEENING ABOUT AME WAKING UP AND MUMBLING AT SUVI "COME HERE" SO SHE CAN SLEEP NEXT TO HER AND EURSULON IM LITERALLY IN TEARSSSSSS AAAAHHHH ERIKA ISHII THE MIND ON YOU
transmisogynists turned chasers are very funny I will agree but there’s something particularly vile about how these people only support trans people they consider hot like ok u say that even tho ur a t*rf you respect hunter schafer but if she didn’t pass or wasn’t skinny or white or conventionally attractive you would 100% be calling for her to be beaten to death in the streets
this is the tweet I’m referencing btw bc it’s too funny not to add
hitting the nail on the head
When I'm being illogical but instead of matching my vibes they start correcting me with logical comebacks
The other Great Three! By now, we can probably all agree that their Fashion is at the very least questionable, but who's the worst? Who deserves a spot in the finals, to compete for the Tumblr's no. 1 Fashion Disaster title? There can only be one!
On the left side, we see Teru. Oh Teru. His fashion sense brought down even Mr. Agreste, temporarily, but can he stand against his powerful semifinals competition? Here are a few of his (illustrated) Fashion Crimes:
In the middle, Trexel Geistman from the podcast Stellar Firma has just returned from the Losers land, by popular vote, to try again! As you let me know, his notable Fashion Choices include:
Finally, on the right, stands menacingly Miuccia or Miu Miu, from the most recently animated Jojo part. Curious what her nomination listed among her Fashion Sins?
Make your judgment: whose Outfits deserve jail time?