nikki ❁

ill have what they’re having

Bro 1: I can show you the world bro.

Bro 2: Dude, show me.

(Bro 1 holds up a mirror to Bro 2)

Bro 1: You mean the world to me bro.

Bro 2: BRO…

actual conversation between Percy Jackson and Jason Grace

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person 

All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent. That way it looks like you sent it on purpose.

Reblog to save a life

i couldn’t resist

“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

onlyblackgirl:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again