HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL
bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out
What state do you live in?
constant stress
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
so how do i relationship
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
date a girl who
you like
This getting dark early has me getting in bed at 5:30 like ok goodnight.
i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please
vibe check! [falls recklessly in love with you]
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

