interview: Can you show us some of yours skills

me:

I cant

I thought this was hungry hungry hippos

Um damn

That booty really poppin’

Introverts are the extroverts of the internet.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

i fucking love this website

Well okay.

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

More Dog Snapchats On Bored Panda

We don’t deserve dogs.

best part is you know exactly how the muddy-faced dog was positioned prior to the picture

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

“that tickles me”

Letting go

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

Wait for it…

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

Bruh.

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

This is (one reason) why I love the internet.

I AM SO HAPPY THAT ROAR THE LION BEAR FOUND HIS WAY HOME :)

This is the cutest thing!  i’mm reblog it again!

For all the crap that happens on the net, with something like this, you’re glad it was discovered.

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion

If Alvin & The Chipmunks 4 is brave enough to release the same day as Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, you’re brave enough to ask your crush out.

brave enough to ask my crush out on a date to see Alvin & The Chipmunks 4

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

Ballet is raw AF

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

JOHN WITH THE TEA

Corgi on a Carousel

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.