This dog is so cute

On the train and saw this friendly face

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

Are You Ready for Winter? ❄️

This really throws me in a loop…

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

Are you okay, mate?

no

Mr. Ambrose is my absolute favorite.

BONUS(ES):

and

If Tina had been in The Craft everyone else in that movie would be dead O.O

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

Crystal Lake by williswall

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!

THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD