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When wiping your butt use this term. Wipe till white.
When wiping your butt, make sure of always use toilet paper
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today is apparently national kissing day and no one is kissing me?????? rude illegal and unpatriotic
Unless your a girl, don't put your finger up your butt hole
Never put lemon juice on a cut. it hurts
Need to get a beard but I can't grow one because I like pizza
How do I grow a beard? I want one but I don't want like maple syrup or my toe nails gettin in the their.
If your underwear smell, wash them
Don't walk In the street, walk on the sidewalk
If your socks are brown you need to wash them- Nik Brett
When you smell like cheese take a shower
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Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro #6
Source: lizzydelgrant
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“My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree.
Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung (via hypocriticallyy)
Rawwwww
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