is that even a question
The amount of times I’ve asked a customer if they want a points number after they just gave me their points number.
I would like to add that I IDed a 38 year old man once
Having to fill out documents really makes me feel like I could turn into a bug at any moment
so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
Ooooooooh
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
honestly my favorite 4chan post
Same energy.
One irresistible man
green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone
eight year old me:
21 year old me:
10 year old Czech me with zero knowledge of English:
[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux
girl what 😭
how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.
We're never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you're horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you're horny 25-35 "you should get a partner and stop being openly horny." When you're horny 35-45 that's weird because you're "kinda old." When you're horny 45-55 you're a creep. And when you're horny 55+ you're an old person who can't and shouldn't be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.
Meet the Queen of Diamonds, the aromantic pride knight! ⚔️🌈
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
To all the furries, the tankies and all the trans people:
I wish you a wonderful and magical afternoon🥰🥰😘
To everyone else:
Afternoon. 🙄😒
Fruit bat noises, apparently. If you care
I think it should be illegal for my tummy to hurt so so bad right when I wake up :(
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
At Canby's micro-school, students and teachers work together to create the agenda for the day. Their coursework is typically project-based, and they usually work in groups. Sometimes most of the day is spent outside, while other days students focus on an indoor project. "The kids at our school are used to taking control over their own learning and know how to access information independently," Canby said. "They're all free to spend their time how they'd like. We just guide them towards intentionally using their time and offering them opportunities to learn or explore something they're unfamiliar with." Canby and her co-teacher also take their students on biannual field trips to the Georgia State Capitol. She says students have come to know senators and representatives by name and even have inside jokes with some of them. The students know their way around the gold-topped legislative building, including where to find the gender-neutral bathroom. Canby brings these trans students to the Capitol to meet with local leaders so they can describe the hate they've faced in public schools and on the streets. "It's the ultimate civics lesson," Canby said. "My students are fighters. Not because they want to be, but because they have to be. They are watching this process, and there will be a tipping point in the future as they begin to navigate it more on their own."
I feel like not enough people fully understand that when I say "elden ring is horny in ways you can't even comprehend as horny without being on miyazaki's wavelength" I really do mean it
the animation where the lobster stabs you to death is one of the horniest things ever animated. it literally feels like an eroguro animation
taking this in good faith, I'll actually explain!
enacting a rare content warning, for obvious reasons
goodness, if only
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