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I'm sorry, but the intro to the superman doomsday cartoon is the most homoerotic thing I think I've ever heard.
"Just look at him. So sleek, so powerful, so beautiful, like some great golden god made flesh."
Lex, bestie, oh homie, oh pal, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING?
Bruce's response to Jason's death makes a lot more sense if the Waynes are Jewish.
In Jewish burial practices, the body is washed and dressed in a simple burial shroud. However, if you die of an injury that leaves blood on you or your clothes, neither of those things take place. Any part of a person, including their blood, is considered to be holy and deserving of a proper burial (that's the reason we don't do embalming or cremation, traditionally).
Jason was murdered, bloody and brutal. Jason absolutely had blood on himself and his clothes. So, under Jewish tradition, Jason Todd would have been buried in his Robin uniform. But the thing is, Robin didn't die. Jason did, and Jason isn't Jewish.
So you have this dilemma. Jason Todd can't be buried in Robin's uniform. He's a Wayne, and not a Jewish one. He has to be cleaned up and put neatly in a suit so no one will see the injuries and question whatever cover story they created. Bruce, as a Jew, can't throw away or clean Jason's uniform, but he also can't bury it with Jason's body with the respect his blood deserves. Fuck, he probably doesn't even know how Jason would want to be buried. Bruce prepares for a lot of things, but his child's death always felt like too much. Would he prefer cremation? A more Christian funeral? Something else?
Like yeah, he kept the uniform and didn't clean it. Under Jewish law it should have been buried with Jason, but Robin didn’t die, and Jason can’t be buried in Robin’s uniform. Blood is considered as holy as the person and deserving of equal respect, so I guess it should be given a place of honor? Like he’s still stupid, but he’s trying
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
delearyus
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
Literally I draw his birthdays for 5 years from 2019, best wish to Jason Todd Happy Birthday to my best boi
(Also special thanks to my frd ThreeStone for this piece of art)
Lewis Lane is so fantastic, love him, if anyone makes fanart or fanfic and him and his universe's Clark being adorable and gay then I will be the happiest girl in the world
Anonymous asked:
Unless Lewis is from Earth-11, the genderswap universe, in which case his Clark is Clara Kent/Superwoman.
Possible, but personally, I prefer the idea that Lewis Lane is transmasc and he's gay for his universe's Clark
Superman cartoon just casually dropping transmasc Lane in the League of Lois Lanes ep huh
just Clark and Lois twirling in the air
The secret identity thing is hard
Based on these panels
when I found out Jack Quaid voiced Clark I had to make this meme
Clark Kent's ultimate guide to charm the woman of your dreams : treat her to coffee.
Superman in My Adventures with Superman
Jimmy: "I know the real reason why Gotham is the way it is!"
Lois: "Over a hundred years of government mismanagement and concentration of wealth in the upper class?"
Clark: "Toxic chemicals in the water from the numerous unregulated chemical factories?"
Lois: "Built over a creepy witch swamp where the border between life and death is thin?"
Jimmy: "Guys..."
Clark: "A secret order of assassins trying to destroy it to fulfill a prophecy!"
Lois: "Cursed by natives when settlers stole their land!"
Clark: "Ancient wizards bound a demon under the city!"
Jimmy: "GUYS!"
Clark: "Oh...uh. Sorry."
Lois: "Got a little carried away. What was it?"
Jimmy: "...well I was gonna tell you about the owl people running the city from the shadows, but now it just sounds silly."
What I like about My Adventures with Superman is that it understands that the point of Superman is his humanity. Superman is always Clark.
This man is one of the most durable beings in the universe, but he still managed to exhaust himself from overthinking a plan for the most romantic night with Lois possible.
"think positive"
titties. big ones. suffocating me.
official boob post