Not the new Superman movie reigniting my love for DC 😭♥️
I really hope this universe works and we get more movies (and finally actually give me the Robins for god’s sake!)
Also, that movie actually made me care for Superman. I wasn’t a fan of him before, couldn’t care less, but THIS Superman!!?? He is perfect, I love him!
What else, what else... Earlier this week I decided to try to make Banana Bread! But somehow, in my memory, I imagined I had a loaf pan... Not so. But I did have a Skeleton baking pan-
Anyways! The skulls-
no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.
Oh wow did not see that coming
The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.
Happy disability pride month
Maomao ✨ No wonder Jinshi fell hard for her
sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"
omg the girlies
omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife
Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.
Happy world snake day from all my babies! 🥰
-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k
I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something.
okay there are 42 chapters in the book, and dividing 3000 by 42 = ~72
so I’d have to write the chapter titles like this:
Chapter 2: In Which an Elf Is Concussed, but it’s Not Really My Fault Because What Would You Have Done? Would You Not Have Concussed the Elf? No, Of Course You Would Have. We All Would Have Concussed the Elf. Besides Which, I Am Very Sorry for Concussing Her and Will Try to Make Amends Later If She Stops Trying to Kill Me. Also, Her Intent to Kill Me Was a Highly Relevant Factor In My Decision to Concuss Her
and who will stop me? God?
TWO YEARS LATER! Titan Books is publishing this, and every chapter title takes up a third of the page. god didn’t stop me after all
(you can pre-order here: Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, Amazon.com, Amazon.ca, Amazon.co.uk, Indigo, Waterstones, Forbidden Planet, Bookshop.org)
it’s so funny to see this all fancy and formalized
I recently found out in the comics dick Grayson had a maternal aunt named Harriet cooper but it's currently unknown why she didn't take custody of dick when his parents died. Do you think Harriet exists in the 2003 continuity and if so what do you think her relationship with Robin would be like.
Personally I don't like to over-complicate things so I'm going to say no, Harriet does not exist in the 2003 cartoon verse.
As to why she didn't take custody of Dick, there is actually an in-universe reason: Her husband had fallen severely ill, making her have to return to the workforce as the primary breadwinner and his caretaker, and she basically couldn't afford to take care of Dick too.
I don't think 2003 Dick would be all that close to her, even if I did want to add her to the continuity.
title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’
lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.
otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.
hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in
I’m fuckin howling at this!
“Ooh, another one is gone”
The funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.
when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
You can also find a sunset at a gas station
time to break out my favorite photo I ever took
