When faced with the immortal billionaire snail question, no one wonders the morality of eternally trapping a super intelligent being in a box. They all just assume it’s somehow justified.
FINALLY someone logical around here
My bad, I keep leaking out. This is why I need a bigger straw.
Heard about Cruella's origin story and thought things. Sorry.
Cruality media
I just got RICKROLLED by The Pokémon Company IN 2021
The whole country thinks the other half is brainwashed
Better brain washed than gooseless
Although I have zero belief anyone could brainwash Jeff™ or the Scouts honestly
Besides, who wants a DIRTY Brian? Honestly, there’s nothing like a good wire brush to the tissuey, slimey mass inside my boney jail.
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little fright
Truly the good ole days have passed. But don’t fear! We can bring them back! After all time is an illusion meant to stop us from continuing to enjoy what is good. So eat the wheat by product, call that old friend, use a cannon to shove yourself into the higher plane. Don’t let the lies of the shadowy figures stop you from being who you want
A few people may be missing some toes. Sorry, Khoshekh was hungry.
Completely understandable, hope she didn’t get indigestion. Would she like some more? I have a stockpile for emergencies and could spare some.
With the little Terry seeds falling on Earth, are we at risk of a meat planet takeover? Or are we okay if we’re just careful about getting rid of these seeds?
Hahaha nope, we're screwed! The ingenuity of humanity is no match for this quickly-spreading mass of flesh :)
Hopefully I can make the next part of this series sooner than later, stay tuned to the twitch so you can catch me making it!
What if I eat the seeds? I will consume the flesh
Do you believe that the US government was involved in staging the 9/11 tragedy as a way to re-spark the patriotism that had been fading after the Vietnam war. The support for the US military had been fading after the lack of success in Vietnam as compared to the deaths that resulted from it. While the government did not actively participate, they did deliberately turn a blind eye.
Furthermore, the tragedy was an inside job. The height at which the planes hit, and the structure of the buildings should not have resulted in such complete collapse. The only explication is that there was someone in the towers that activity compromised the integrity of the buildings structure, possibly have going so far as to set off additional explosions on lower levels. As if all of these tragedies were not enough, there were many bodies not found, while many attribute this to the horrific levels of damage and debris, the answer is much more insidious. You see, because the US Government was aware of the coming tragedy they made a horrible trade.
In order to understand the trade that the American government made, you must go back to 1961. The year Kennedy announced his ambition to land on the moon. Because you see not long into the endeavor, NASA made a reality shattering discovery. The moon….did not exist. You see, the moon was quite simply a hologram. Or more accurately an advanced cloaking technology to hide our zookeepers. See, the Earth was not. As independent as previously believed.
Long ago, the early Humans drew the attention of beings from a far more advanced galaxy. These beings had come early on to study us and observe our evolution into society. They have watched for centuries, but not as aloof observers, but rather as farmers, directing how their crops will grow. And it had been going well until 1945.
You see, with the creation of the atomic bomb (and later they hydrogen bomb) humans had finally developed a technology that could affect our lofty keepers. And with this ability, America made a deal. In exchange for more advanced technology, the government would provide live specimens for the aliens to study up close.
When America discovered the plot set for December 11th 2001, the government leapt at the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Rather than simply allowing the attacks to happen, they offered any living humans in the building to their foreign allies. Increasing the “death count” decreasing the “lives lost” and spurring even more numbers to use in an effort to re-ignite the “American Spirit”.
Which leads us into the ultimate lie the Government has told us. Area 51? Was never a secret base to study aliens. It was a base to trade with aliens, and be studied BY them. With the more advanced technology however, it became more difficult to keep this interaction a secret, even with the government actively countering and disputing claims of UFOs. This ultimately came to a head in the year 2020, when the government realized the true way to cover up their tracks. They declassified aliens. You see what better way to convince people your lying than to tell the truth. What sane person would ever trust a politician, much less the government as a whole!???
A day when nothing happened.
Thank you for protecting my identity and blacking it out
Run.
@valdevia Is this a domesticated species? Or will I need to train one myself? Just looking at it fills me with peace and I know I was meant to care for one, and train them to devour worlds. Also, are there any common health or temperament concerns I should be aware of? What are breeding laws like?
I love listening to The Weather and fully forgetting that I'm listening to WTNV and getting jumpscared by Cecil
Every time it gets me!
Some of these Night Vale tweets get deep and I love them for that
Me. Always. Let me embrace you as we spiral through the universe on this life giving orb. Let me caress your very soul. As I in turn open mine to you. Let me show you my love fearlessly and without remorse or regret. Let us go on walks with my undead jackles and British geese. Look into my eyes and see the utter depth of my affection. Let me be vulnerable and honest with you, lay down my defenses and give you passage to se ME. Let us both feel connected and understood. Let us be so connected distance does not separate us, and time is meaningless. Let me show you unconditional, forgiving, and sacrificial love as I bask in your equal openness and love.
Let us not be defined by societal norms, and not be pressured into being who we are not. Let us embrace ourselves and each other. See the world in wonder rather than “maturity”. Let us run through fields and count the stars. Let us dress up and smile, laugh, cry, play, sleep, and exist with each other. Let us just BE
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#twitter screenshot#be the chaos you want to see in the world#night vale#nightvale chaos citizen#connection#closeness#emotional intimacy#separate but connected#love in its purse most inoccent and sincere#asexual#hetrosexual#bisexual#all the sexual stuff#be real and not “liked
Imagine
you and a friend are driving.
you turn on your blinker.
friend looks at you.
"Why would you do that." friend says
"I wouldn't want trouble with the law." you say.
"You," friend says, "there's a body in the trunk."
you turn off your blinker.
HOW WERE YOU WATCHING US!!!!!???????
Brings back memories. Love looking through me stolen scrap books. I remember the exact bush I was in to take this picture. My jackles were just undead pups back then
Ahh, yes, I remember the faces of my childhood well.
Guys! GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!! I want to get a new pet!!! Pretty kitty. I will train them to consume souls! They will conquer the scouts. They shall rule the Library!!!
Me for mayor!!!!
how to remain the only girl of your dreams
- always move in silence.
- don’t internalize people’s actions toward you.
- redirect your negative self talk.
- routinely pamper yourself.
- show don’t tell.
- utilize all of your character traits.
- set standards and enforce them.
- determine and display boundaries.
- know it’s a privilege to be associated with you.
- go after what you desire actively everyday.
- nurture your spirit.
- be selective with the company you keep.
Head up, shoulders back, think murder.
COMBAT BOOTS
Be the Ethereal, eldritch horror the world needs. Be the eldritch nightmare you needed.
Spread chaos my beautiful children.
Eat wheat and wheat bi-products
Release your undead jackles
Eat everyone’s left sock
*inner beauty and horror girls*
So proud of you all
We are a story telling species. Other animals use tools. Other animals communicate. Every division we try to throw up to separate ourselves from our animal kindred gets knocked down, except this.
We carry the stories of the old ones. We tell our children of the Kindly Ones. The ones who are never nice. We tell of the monsters in the Dark, we tell our offspring of the Night Creatures that still hunt our right arm pit. We share in hushed whispers of splendiferous red creatures that stalk through shadows, crawl from under rocks, seep through our walls, and gently slither into out eyes to eat our nerves, and bathe in our spinal fluid. We share stories of things that are not to be known.