ur local librarian

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

so pretty but so sad

i don’t know whats wrong with me but it’s alot

i hope i confuse you and you think about  me a lot

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

fuck me not my life

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

If you could read my mind I promise you’d be in tears