my house dot wad is easily one of the greatest works of online horror to be released this decade nothing can sway me on that.

Fun games to play with your buddies on discord

The Purr-ice is Right: Someone posts a furry adoptable sheet with all the prices blurred out and everyone has to guess how much it sold for. A good variation is posting a lineup and having to rank the designs from most to least expensive

He Would Not Fucking Say That: Someone posts a line of dialogue from a particularly egregiously out-of-character fic (fandom specified beforehand) with all the names blacked out and the participants have to guess who said the line. Another alternative is posting an out of context line from a fic and the participants have to guess what fandom it's from

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

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I had an epiphany

new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying

literally almost gave up halfway but i DIDN'T

TWO MORE DAYS TILL WRIOTHESLEY DROPS!!!

Hey man I really wish I could just jack you in to my brain stem so you could enjoy the awesome pictures my thought juice makes straight from the source and understand my intent with perfect clarity but unfortunately you've gotta bite down on this dry boring word bullshit and guess my true meaning instead

Salacious misconstruance, impure imagery!

Good luck to all the Wriothesley pullers tomorrow!

Channeling all the luck for you!

thinking about this scene again

reblogging this from myself because im ONCE AGAIN on a yugioh kick, and also because, this fucking post has been in my notifications for over a year, every day!!

This is VERY serious. Please keep you black cats inside this Friday the 13th!

Via trustmeimafraggle

Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

Filmmakers make just ONE (1) scene where a large predator tries to eat a human without making aggression noises and threat displays challenge

When wolves attack prey, they don't bark, snarl, and growl at it; they just attack. When tigers attack prey, they don't roar, snarl, and hiss at it; they just fucking attack.

There is a BIG DIFFERENCE between a predator attacking because they think you're a threat (see: that jaw-dropping video of the jogger who accidentally found puma cubs and got chased off by the mother) and attacking because they think you're food (read any firsthand account of an unprovoked puma attack).

In the former, yes, they're gonna put on all their threat displays. In the latter, they are QUIET and FOCUSED, and while pack hunters may vocalize during an attack, it's to coordinate (or out of frustration), not to scare off their goddamn food.

Please, I am begging you, watch a fucking nature documentary for once in your lives

But if the cg predator doesn't inexplicably pause in the middle of the chase to roar into the camera, how will the main character have time to get away and how will the audience know that they could afford to animate the inside of its mouth vibrating???

When billionaires die, their wealth should be equally distributed to everyone who ever worked for them or any company they have a controlling interest in, and also to the nearest living relatives of the workers.

ohh yeagh i forgot to post this. stolen valor

America slaughtering buffalo and moving whole tribes for the sake of building railroads only to decide they dont actually like trains is giving the same energy as the english conquering the world for spices and then deciding they didnt like any of them. like father like son

maybe next time

Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"

Otter enclosure immersive experience...