you know how mathematicians have the journal of recreational mathematics, right? where they publish stuff like, ‘oh i found this cool property of this one seemingly boring number’, or, ‘this is literally nonsense but it sounds ~scientific~’ and it’s all great fun to read?

well

behold, the journal of recreational linguistics

with such delightful papers as ‘tennis puns’, ‘animals in different languages’, and ‘gifts from a homonymous benefactor’

excuse me while i go read all 50 volumes in one sitting

Okay okay, I'm a creature of my word. Here are the pics

Hello, furry artist.

In front of you you will find a desk, paper, and various drawing implements, along with $500 in cash.

Amanda told me my fursona is, and i quote, "some sort of roadkill". I don't agree. I told her my fursona was cool and scary but when i tried to draw it, she laughed.

You have infinite time to draw my fursona, which i will describe using the supplies given. You can leave to take breaks if you want but please don't call the cops, this would be a really embarrassing thing to kill someone over.

And if it doesn't cost extra could you draw amanda's fursona in a trap, like that one across the room?

That's for a later guy, don't worry about it. Just... draw. Please.

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

look if no amount of surgery’s gonna make me “biologically female” then I may as well just go the whole way. make me artificially female. who needs biology when these cybernetically augmented tits have wifi

official boob post

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

biden is days away from making this exact statement but about commander the dog

Anyways!

reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

This is great whether you're a trans doof truther or not.

If you're not, we still know that doof canonically had to wear dresses as a little boy in a very non progressive society and time period.

And if you are, this means he hadn't even considered doing this when he got treated that way but as soon as it's his daughter it's on sight, which is very in character.

you can hate whatever muppet you want but if you hate slimey the worm im legally allowed to kill you

He’s just like, a lil guy…how can you not like him

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

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