People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"
I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"
I am trying but they are so fast and crafty
the only thing keeping me from going bankrupt on enamel pins is the limited size of space in my ita bags
You know you can buy more ita bags, right?
no offense but you’re lovely and you matter a lot
Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.
When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.
hi, gentle reminder that you can reclaim slurs for yourself but not for the entire community! Please don't say g*y when talking about other fags, it is a harmful word that has been used against the queer community to hurt mlm, use less harmful words like cocksucker, faggot, queer, and fairy! Thank you ✨
how long until someone takes this one seriously I wonder
To everyone who read g*y as goy, you know what sure new discourse just dropped, calling people goy is homophobic now and you must call non Jewish people fags that's the rule I'm sure we can wrap the slur discourse enough to lead to that conclusion
i'm opening a couple of slots for fursuit heads/partials soon! this is not first come first serve, as i want to focus on projects i know i can do justice. for those interested who would like a quote on their project, send an email with relevant info & i'll get back to you asap.
note: i accept payment plans, and the details are included in my tos! PLS ONLY EMAIL IF YOU ARE INTERESTED & ABLE TO COMMIT TO/PAY FOR A SPOT IN QUEUE!!
tos & price guide
I’m not interested in erotica (nothing against it at all, i’m sex positive, but not interested), so I never looked too closely at Chuck Tingle books. If this is way off base, please ignore.
If Chuck Tingle were to sell sex toys, I imagine it would be in collaboration with bad dragon.
Honestly because it's Chuck Tingle I think instead of Bad Dragon he'd find one of the smaller indie Funky Dildo Creators, do rigorous core sample testing to ensure the quality of their pours (this is why I keep telling ppl not to buy random dildos off etsy, you DO NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT THAT IS BODY SAFE), and suddenly stroll in like "these buds are out here every day PROVING LOVE in a way I should not have to explain and now we're going to be WORKING TOGETHER on a LIMITED RUN of" and then it'd be like, transgender plesiosaur dick and the conceptualized phallus of the summer between your sophomore and junior year when everything felt free and beautiful and you experienced the fleeting sensation of self-actualization for the first time. It WOULD be ridged.
Also unrelated but did you know Chuck Tingle has both two horror novels, including the JUST released today Camp Damascus, and a large collection of non-erotic short stories, such as the recent Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Own Screenwriting Because I’m On Strike And I Deserve To Be Fairly Compensated For My Labor While Studio Ceos Take Record Salaries, available for free on his Patreon?
they call me PAWS the way everyone STOPS to look at me LIKE to be a puppy REBLOG to send pipe bombs to your local police department
Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
Re: the inability to leave one’s house: it’s EXHAUSTING being stuck inside. I have severe chronic pain and it wears me out so much that I can barely function walking around outside for a purpose, let alone taking a leisurely stroll. I can’t even get an at home 10 min exercise routine in because of it.
Like that’s the disability part of the disability, we’re not able to just go for lil walks for our mental health, and it wears you down so so much 😞
Fuck yes. I stood to make pesto for dinner today, and after that, I was so sweaty I had to have a quick shower, and by then, my back was KILLING me. It felt like it was collapsing in on itself. I can stand upright for about 5 minutes before it starts, and it gets worse and worse until the pain is so bad I cannot handle it.
Sometimes there is a nice warm evening, not too warm, the sun is lowering and the grass has that sweet smell and the sky lights up orange...I can't take my dog for a walk and enjoy it. I used to do those things.
Having a pool here in summer is SO vital to me because I can MOVE in that pool. It is like I am not disabled. I play volleyball for HOURS, I lay out in the sun (with sunscreen, in the afternoon, under an umbrella, I am THE whitest girl I cannot risk shit since my Italian skin oils dried up and left me) and I feel like a person.
If you can physically go outside I encourage anyone with depression to do it. Take a literal 10 minute walk and see that you feel better, it is unreal.
Take advantage of your working body, if you have one, to help your fucked mind.
When I'm feeling not great, I have a quick checklist:
1- when was the last time I ate?
2- when was the last time I drank water?
3- when was the last time I got some sun?
4- when was the last time I got some rest?
For I am a glorified plant and I gotta make sure those needs are met.
if you’re like. 14 and trans on tumblr rn and getting ur first anon hate from terfs. word of advice. stop responding to that shit. theyre only gonna send more, it’s only gonna make you spiral even if you put on a strong face. report + block messages as soon as they come in, don’t let them sit in your inbox it’s gonna make you feel like shit. turn off anon for a few days, block anyone suspicious in your notes liberally for a little while. repeat as needed. don’t give them the time of day. it sucks, but like. i dont know any trans person on the internet with any following who hasn’t gotten some disgusting messages. just. be safe yknow
so many young teens feel the need to have a snappy comeback, to explain you could never be cishet bc you’re actually t4t!! or whatever but like. just. don’t say any of that. they love that shit, they eat it up. do what u can to bore them into stopping. and sometimes they dont stop, and that sucks too but like. you do not want to get in public arguments with people who can hurt you more than you think they can, its not cowardly to delete discourse posts and shit if you feel like you can’t handle the notifications anymore. like just. you may not be able to completly prevent this stuff but take a few steps if you can, it will at least lower your chances
I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.
I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.
oh this is evil
What is that?
discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii's tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents
I use android. this is my secure folder, which was built into my phone. it has a customize option, so I've made it look like some bland fitness app. when you open it, it asks you to enter a password or unlock it in any other way you've set it to unlock before it lets you in
inside of this folder is like a 2nd phone almost, I can hide apps in here or have different accounts on apps I've already installed. I have a separate discord and tumblr inside of my secure folder (which I moved this blog to recently)
there are similar third party apps, usually disguised as a calculator that you set a certain number or calculation as the password to unlock. that's a lot more inconspicuous if opened, but also more well known, and parents might be looking out for any suspicious calculator apps
also, be careful what 3rd party apps you download, especially when it's concerning things like your accounts and data! make sure you're downloading something safe and secure
this isn't foolproof, depending on how far your parents are going to track you. if they've installed anything or had you install anything on your phone or computer, or had the chance while you weren't there, be careful for spyware. some apps report how long you look at each app, or can record sound from your phone on demand
also important: a good VPN can secure what you're looking at from the router, which parents may be able to access information from, but this also isn't guaranteed to work if the parental controls are set to block VPNs
another one, if your parents are tracking your location but not your app usage: download a GPS spoofer. you don't necessarily need to root your phone for this, as long as it's supported in developer settings. a lot of them are branded as tools for pokemon go, which can be helpful for plausible deniability
parents reading this: these are things I've learned from constantly having my shit taken and looked through as a teen. you aren't protecting your kids, you're ruining any chance of them trusting you with anything. if something goes wrong, you're going to be the last person they tell, because someone who goes to these lengths to see any little thing isn't going to be chill when something actually bad happens if this is how you act when literally nothing is happening
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read
I had a dream that Chuck tingle started selling sex toys. I 100% would buy one if he did, and probably one for you.
I would absolutely want a Chuck Tingle sex toy, can you imagine the branding??? I want to know what the dick of my sense of childhood whimsy looks like, are you fucking kidding me???
Dr. Suess looking dong called a wongle-prongler.

