Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

THE FLOWER CROWN

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

NEED TO REBLOG

You know… everyone’s doing this with hats

I wonder…

Here goes nothing…

What the hell?!

…

Let’s try that again…

What. The Actual. Fuck.

H oly shit it’s back

OH MY GOD THERE’S A THOMAS SANDERS REFERENCE IN THIS POST NOW??? I’M JSKHGBNBDUIWHJHJKLDH

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT I SWEAR TO GOD

I LOVE THIS! XD

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s back baby!!!

A true classsic!

o h my go d 

@ravenclawangst

Haha…I remember mine…i cant find it…

AHHHHHHHHH ITS BETTER

This can’t possibly work on plushies!

Can it?

Hmm…

oH HECK-

This was a mistake…

Well.. it’s just a brown skirt, won’t do anything right?

It’s really nice and swishy.. don’t really feel anything..

Me and the party are meeting at the ren fair! Gotta go, you guys! Tell me what you think of my elf character cosplay!! Dm out!

THE RELIC IS B A C K!!

Hmmmm…

I wonder if it works with cloaks?

Nothing happened…

Wait! I have an idea!

__________________________________

OH SHIT

I’ve only seen this is google images and I wonder if it actually works…

I mean, I saw someone with a Sanders Sides reference…

So why not try my sunglasses!

Here we go…

IT ENDS WITH A GOOD OMENS REFERENCE NOW. YES.

END ALL JOKES. END ALL MEMES. END ALL ENTERTAINMENT. NOTHING WILL TOP THIS. 

SANDERS SIDES GOOD OMENS AND A SHIT TON MORE?????

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN THIS POST ITS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THIS EARTH

It wouldn’t… not hoodies. It’s only hats and glasses, right? I can’t go through that again…

I’ll be fine… I’m sure I will….

I am!!! I knew it wouldn’t wo-

nOPE! TOO MUCH ANGST AND ANXIETY!!!!

Now with Sanders Sides AND Good Omens?? I love!!

H m

Some tweets about AHWM, spoiler free!

AW! THIS IS GREAT! You did a really good job with the heist! You deserve it! (I love haw jack was just there congratulating you lol)

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors”

I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny.

I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop.

Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK.

Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors.

THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY.

Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.

WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.

THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.

DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.

Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit

Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa:

If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.

Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.

We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.

Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃

I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.

I mean they should know you’re…justacting.

jesus christ…

I don’t even do haunted houses (I’m one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool.

Hey guys it’s that time!!

You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared!

As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE.

I may not be much help for spreading this, but i'll definitely show it around! That's pretty messed up

Cow and pig playing.

Because most people never see farm animals being their most natural selves, people tend to think of them as almost inert.  When any animal other than a dog is playful or affectionate, people say, “That cow (or pig, etc.) ‘thinks he’s a dog,’ or is ‘acting like a dog’”  The reality is, most farm animals naturally romp, play, nuzzle, think, have best friends and show affection.  

This is fukin adorible

they know their shinSON

Now one if my favorite comics XD

Unmute

Unmute

UNMUTE

OMFGs everyone must listen to it while watching it make it a 1000x better

Unmute

OMG! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why y’all are so cute

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why im gay

…yep

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why you don’t know what I want

I am a Pisces and that’s why I love you.

I am a Leo and that’s why I hate it and I am too Gay for this.

I am a Gemini and that’s why I forgive you this whole episode

I’m a libra and that’s why I am a beautiful person.

I am a cancer and that’s why I don’t write my name

I am a Virgo and that’s why I’m not feeling too bad right so I’ll probably be home by then maybe

Ima Leo and that’s why y’all want me. Accurate

I am an Aquarius and that’s why I’m so happy that I have a good time to come to my town to see you and then I’ll be home in the next few minutes XD

I am a Taurus and that’s why I was feeling so tired this morning.

I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why I think it is a good idea to have a good time.

I’m an Aries and that’s why blueberries go in pancakes when I’m having a tough morning

I'm a Leo and thats why I was so much fun to be around

I AM fun to be around! :D

This is so friggin good I am dyinnggggg. OP you are magic! THIS IS SO FRIGGIN INSPIRING WTF

😱😱😱😱😱

THIS IS SOOOO GOOD!! ITS TOO ADORIBLE!!

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

dog of protection is a fucking corgi why would I not reblog

I SHALL!!!!

Can’t risk it

I shall

My last two brain cells working together to finish a Super Mario level

Reblog and search your favorite game and add the first gif that pops up

Didn’t have time to make something new for JBM’s week so Imma just repost Jackie à la Popeye.

*toss*

This warms my heart so much!

I'M JACKIE THE SPECTIC EYE

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.

*elephant sound*

Wut the hell.

guys did you hear that elephant noise

Got bitten by a radioactive elephant

What a beautiful strawberry

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.

this.

Wow. Just WOW. DONT BE A BULLY ONLINE! Your words could lead to someone seriously hurting themselves. Joke or not.💔

so, in conclusion, don’t be fucking mean.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE THIS HEARTLESS??!!

Just why??

Oh no! Sally’s family tree has been cut down. I’m sure Sonic can restore it though, some day…

Source: Sonic the Hedgehog Ltd. #0

Why must my dirty mind do this to me!?!?

(Im just learning how to use tumblr.. :P)