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HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

— William Butler Yeats (b. 13 June 1865)

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

happy easter 🐣🍫

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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"Do you read Kill Six Billion Demons" I mean, of course – everybody knows I'm a big fan of Homestuck spinoffs.

#wait I need context I only started reading k6bd within like the last two years (via @cat-with-no-name)

The comic presently known as Kill Six BIllion Demons is a rewrite of an earlier comic of the same name, which was published as a reader-prompt-driven choose your own adventure story via the old MS Paint Adventures forums. The plot is very different this time around, though the setting in its broad strokes and several major characters have carried over from their earlier incarnations more or less intact.

(The original KSBD went down when the MSPA forums did, and like many Homestuck fan-adventures published there, substantial portions of it are now considered to be lost media. Those portions that have been preserved are definitely of historical interest for a fan of the comic, but, like, don't go in expecting them to be good – let's just say the author has grown both as an artist and as a person!)

So it's like saying that whales are a cow spinoff.

Well, no, because whales aren't descended from cows – they merely share a common ancestor. Comparing whales and cows is more like comparing Kill Six Billion Demons and Deltarune.

Okay, then what's Gideon the Ninth in this analogy?

Wait wh

Shout-out to everybody who's learning for the first time because of this post that the creator of the Locked Tomb series also co-authored Promstuck.

The radios been frozen for days and it’s just been calling me a Bitch

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?

i forgot what website i was on, hold on

I love The Golden Girls.

Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.

im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

wow some of yall are babies

yes

ok

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

For reals, it doesn't even have to be a whole cat.

...That sounded wrong.

Anyway, I have a neighbor who rescued a frostbitten, bedraggled little kitten with a badly injured leg, he had to have some amputations done at the vet's and though Admiral Nelson has some battle scars, he's the dearest, cuddliest tri-paw'd, one-eyed, half-tailed thing ever, and sure enough, the judges considered him Best in Class for his personality and demeanor. He didn't just get a ribbon, but a little medal and he did so well at the cat show, that's how come my neighbor decided to get him formally certified as a therapy cat. Now he has a little vest, and alternately a sort of navy uniform one with a pinned-up sleeve, and when humans are dealing with orthopedic surgery, amputations, even just being unwell in general at a rehabilitation facility where my neighbor works, they sometimes get to spend time with him and often feel quite a bit better.

There was an awkwardness when a nurse had a tuna salad sandwich at the charge desk, the Admiral decided to leave his sleeping patient and go inquire if a deserving cat might have a quick bite between watches, a different patient spotted him in his naval uniform and was worried her medication was causing hallucinations, but apart from that, the little guy does awfully good work and is a popular fellow.

All cats are best cat. That is science.

she wants to gentol totche too