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Coffee colored life..

@night-owl-medstudies

Books, Fandoms, Coffee, Candles, Studying, and other dark and wierd stuff

Hey, Neil! On the off-chance of you answering asks before September, I am getting married and wanted to use "Everything I have to tell you about love" as a ceremony reading. Is this okay? Also, I can't see it published anywhere, so would it be okay to translate it into Slovak so my half of the family understands as well? :) Thanks a lot!

Hope life is treating you well, say hi to Terry when you next talk to him, since we all know you have powers and I miss his words.

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Printing your own fanfic - 101

Hello, my friends.

My post about printing my fic Mesmerize has much more notes than I expected, and now someone came to my ask box, asking for help in this case.

And I have to admit, that if you didn't do that before it can be overwhelming. So I will do an explanation for you, and if you have any question then, don't be afraid to ask me then.

I printed my fic with the website LULU.com. It's a site where you not only can print your own books, you can do photo books, calendar, note books etc.

Please have in mind that you shouldn't sell your fanfic ( no really, believe me, don't even try to make money with that shit, you will end in hell), we only want to print it.

AND I hope I don't need to tell you that you shouldn't take someone's fanfic and print it. NO NO NO .... at least not without asking... that wouldn't be nice from you... and I don't like assholes you know

THE START

  • download the templates for word, photoshop, gimp etc here: Book templates

  • Then you need to extract it, use here the in-built software or some free software like 7-zip
  • you'll see a bunch of files and folders now, but don't worry, you only need two of them
  • you need to search for the word template in the interior folder
  • and the hardcover template in the cover folder ( I worked with the hardcover, so let's take this as example)

THE WORD DOCUMENT

  • open the word template
  • copy your whole fic in there ( don't worry, mine had 450 sites, word can handle this, if there aren't to many graphics)
  • do a bit fine tuning, like the contents, or the heading for the chapters
  • insert some graphics, if you want to
  • export this as a pdf, see for further instructions here: word to pdf exporting

THE COVER

  • open gimp or any other software for editing
  • open the cover template as seperate layer
  • insert whatever you want to have on your cover
  • hide the cover template layer
  • save it as png

OR

use the canvas cover maker on the website ( this comes at a later point)

GETTING READY TO FINISH THAT SHIT

Now that you have the pdf of your book and the cover as an png we can upload everything to the site

  • open Lulu.com
  • we're going to create - print book.
  • When you scroll down, you have to answer if you want to publish it, or just print it for your own. ( and again I tell you DON'T TRY TO MAKE MONEY WITH FANFIC IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL)
  • Then you choose the language it's written in and the category. Since there isn't one called "Fanfiction" I just choose "Fiction".
  • Then click on "Design your project"

UPLOAD YOUR BOOK

you have to upload that pdf you created earlier. It may take a bit time, if you have more sites ( like me 450 lol), and don't worry if it shows that the graphics are not ok. I ignored it, and I'm still happy with my book. I mean I didn't insert high resolution pics in there...

CREATING THE BOOK

next step is to decide, how your book will look like

  • You can decide what the interior color will be. I took color standard, bc I wanted it to have that green colors ( bc of Mesmerize is a story about some computers and viruses, so yes, a bit matrix style... just judge me)
  • I decided for coated white bc I love heavier paper
  • the book binding: this is a very personal decision. I prefer hardcover, so I choose that one
  • the last step is if you want it glossy or matte
  • then you should see the price at this point

DESIGN YOUR COVER

There are two possibilities

  • either you have already that png you created earlier
  • then you don't need to do more than open the canvas cover creator and insert your file
  • beware you need an account there
  • (just ignore it shows german, I have no idea why, my whole pc is changed in english...)

  • or you want to use the canvas creator( some of you know this already from wattpad)
  • but here I found it heavy to find out where the borders are, so you have to test and maybe change it in the end

LAST CHECK

It will upload now

and then you can see a preview of what your book will look like

if you don't like what you see, like the interior is shit, or you don't like the cover, you only need to change it.

But don't forget if you change the word document, to export it again.

If you're happy then with what you see you can add it to card

WAIT

You need to wait. I have no idea how long it lasts when you're from the US or another country. I only can say it lasts 2 to 3 weeks for delivering in germany.

but then : CONGRATULATIONS you hold your own book in your hands. And believe me: Even if nobody except for you should read it. You will be proud like hell on yourself ( and you can be, I mean you wrote a fucking story!)

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TAG GAME

tell me your age without using numbers then tag three people :)

Age: Tired secretary sleeping at the desk and waking up suddenly with ink all over their face and hands and glasses askew with messy hair

ooh i have no idea how to do this

age: exhausted, depressed person falling asleep at their desk in the middle of writing an important letter for work

Lmao no clue

age: tired yet weirdly energetic panda bear

Wtf is this

age: i was up till two am last night organizing my room

y’all have some weird ages

age: i know nothing yet everything at the same time, i’m just short

i have no idea how to do it, so

age: yes.

tagging @screechycereal @i-like-old-things @clear-as-starlight

Age: tired, scared and drowning in homework

What the frick frack knick knack is this?

age: stressed, depressed, tired and losing the will to live but smiling and looking okay to help others who are struggling

Oh boi

Age : unreal, in a weird transition state, bored, wut, sigh

Damnnn let’s see

age: do the beginning and ending of time exist in the same plane of space?

Ooooh

Age: you guys it’s totally normal to be obsessed only with people who are fictional, famous or otherwise unobtainable… right?

Okay I really like this

Age: Burntout uni student who was told they were a ‘child prodigy’, ‘gifted’ and worked faster than their classmates, only to realise they have no real skills when they hit adulthood

Thankyou so much for the tag,This one excited my nerve cells

I think i am the same age as you the way you have described yours @johnlaurensstuff @vive-la-revolution @solopadawan , but I’ll still add my extra two cents

Age: motherly instincts kicking in everytime i see teenagers and toddlers whilst frowning at teenagers, craving mature, adult stories than the cliche highschool romances they show in movies, watching tv only for news, following journos on twitter rather than celebs, feeling the burnout but still being hopeful coz i still got time, loves flowers, obsessed with car cleaning

Go figure

thanks for the tag!! this is pretty late but here we go :)

age: discovering that what i had been doing was floating along naively, and feeling like everyone was given a detailed book of instructions that i was not. trying to find a hobby or interest that i can make into a Character Trait so i can bond with other people who have that same Character Trait.

Old enough to have stances on political issues, too young to have those opinions heard and respected

@someguyiguess Thank you for the tag guy!

Age: confused, stressed out and tired student making yet another painting of the aurora borealis while drinking cranberry juice with the overwhelming weight of the impending test on Monday and the 4 incomplete assignments invading their mind.

Don’t ask me what this means it’s 3 am

@theblackeday @artsy-anna-bookworm @bandzhoe9194-blog and anyone else that wants to, no pressure!

Thanks for the tag @a-sadnoodle 💞

Age: depressed “gifted kid burnout” student with social anxiety, coming out of childish naive-ness, love life drama, binging movies and eating junk food, emo phase starting soon 💀

I’ll tag @heatherosy and anybody else that wants to xd

Thanks for the tag @artsy-anna-bookworm 🥰

IDK how to do it but-

Age- exhausted and tired about this life but dreams are keeping me alive…student with anxiety and stress , overtime overthinking but trying to understand staffs and being kind🍁

3 people I’m going to tag : @eeishasstuff ,

@heatherosy Thank youuu for the tag♥️

Age- trying to study and find a job while the exams keeps getting postponed.

And I'm going to tag......@mysticalpeacemaker @sofarraway @giemsae

Anonymous asked:

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

Money

Health

Emergency

Job

Travel

Better You

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Education

Finances

Job Hunting

Life Skills

Miscellaneous

Relationships

Travel & Vehicles

Other Blog Features

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Adult Cheat Sheet:

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

  • wishing to live independently
  • location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university
  • conflict with your parents
  • being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

  • Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.
  • Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.
  • Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

  • They may worry that you are not ready.
  • They may be sad because they will miss you.
  • They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.
  • They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

  • Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?
  • Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
  • Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.
  • Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.
  • Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.
  • Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

  • Your doctor
  • Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800
  • Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44
  • Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325
  • Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277
  • Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50
  • Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

  • Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.
  • Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
  • Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

Keep me updated? xx

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lifesaver.

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

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Awwww!

Always reblog the Cat Dad. <3

Always.

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Hello there lovely, i hope all is well!

I’m here to remind you that you’re made of stardust and that you radiate love and kindness ❤️ always remember to hydrate and watch over yourself!

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Hello to you too!

I hope you're doing great too!!

Stay safe healthy and happy♥️