swag

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

omgggggg

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

much wet many duck very bath

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

me as a parent:

it’s time to get SPOOKY