A small example of how my father really talks
Raine and Riesling, the paladin and bard from our dnd game (Riesling belongs to my friend @/enjolieblue on Twitter)
These are our OC’s please don’t tag as any other character.
someone make me the Barbie mugshot meme but with Caleb and Veth, I don’t have the capabilities to do this but it would be perfect
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girl who looooves weed but she can’t roll for shit and can’t hold a lighter well and burns her fingers and she coughs so fucking loud she cries whenever she takes a single hit .
update: just took the little ittybittest hit and coughed so hard i threw up
this post is about me and i once ate an entire edible after forgetting to cut it and only take half. and then had an orgasm on a city bus after it went over a pothole
“One must imagine sisyphus happy”
I’m imagining him as horny as fuck. He has a sweat kink and he’s getting sooooo hot and sweaty pushing the boulder.
I have the blizzard diversity chart installed in a gland in my brain and this is how i look at passersbys as i calculate their points on it
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
last night i dreamt that jerma streamed himself hiking in this beautiful glade and went exclusively by she/her pronouns during it, then back to he/him afterward. there was a lot of hype for the she/her hiking stream and everybody loved it
no chat I'm not- CHAT. I'm not going to the 'glade that makes you a girl' I don't- what the... what the hell is a glade, even? that's not real. it's not a real place. no chat I know- I know glades are real, I mean the- ...someone said 'it's the rocks that make you a girl, not the glade' 'its the rocks' 'jerma its the rocks' oka- OKAY. sure it's the goddamn rocks. okay. ...i just looked it up and theres no way I'm driving out FIVE HOURS to go hike in the- the glade that makes you a girl, chat
two weeks later:
ID text–
Post by “Mike I Guess” @mike_i_guess:
The lack of boomer LGBTQ+ people isn’t because it’s “more popular now.” Many were murdered by their peers, died from government inaction during the AIDS crisis, committed suicide due to lack of social supports, or have had to live in the closet due to their peers’ cruelty.
“The men in white are the surviving members of the Original San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir. Those in black represent the members lost to AIDs. Remember this when people say the gay community survived the epidemic. We had to start over because we lost a whole generation.” (original post)
Anonymous asked:
did something weird happen to your Reeses Puffs video on twitter or is it me? it spends about 2 minutes on a freeze frame at the end and clicks instead of playing the song
huh that's bizarre. looks normal on my end. luckily you can enjoy it on youtube!
or right here on tumblr!
indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine
