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Kush entirely too fucking loud

dont even look at me unless you look like this

if this post gets 500k notes I will legally change my name to Large Baby Boy

SIGNAL BOOST

"what is shipping?"

when i see cuties postin selfies

life

Ellen’s face in the second gif haha

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

listening to music in your room like

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

this guy is systematically undoing the world

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die