Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems
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people are lined up around the block waiting for the new potion theyre dropping at the cauldron
i get why goats are like that tbh if me and my friends had horns i'd be like yeah we should smash our heads together about it
the kiss, by inna ruda
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?
cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind
They're singing to eachother
I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy
This is your daily reminder:
- "New year, new you" is not a requirement or an obligation.
- You don't have to stay up until midnight tonight.
- The demon you summoned is very excited about fireworks. It might be out all night.
surely another trinket will cure me
new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳
I hate get eyelashes in my eyes wyou were supposed to protect me
yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.


