unwritten

Drink the pain away Kim

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

(photo via waxfaster)

1-800-HOTLINEBLING

every bee you see outside the hive is a little lady working hard!!! tell her she’s doing a good job

Fergie taught me how to spell glamris

are you sure

All I gotta do is…

i was not expecting what occurred