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99% Princess

@nicolermckeon

Fandom blog! Look around and if you like it, go ahead and follow! The names Nicole :)

 I want a show where either

  • Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.

Or

  • A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
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zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201

the doctor: so nothing else is bothering you besides school?

wes:

taylor swift: donates $250k to help free kesha from her contract and cover legal fees

yall: ok but why didnt she publicly assassinate dr luke? when will she Step The Fuck Up?

Adult: Teenagers never discuss anything of importance
Teenager: *discusses politics, race, body positivity, equality, etc.*
Adult: oh shut up you're a teenager, what do you know?
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hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109

this girl has been on quite the journey…

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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escapedgoat

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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pizzaforpresident

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

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gallifreyanprincess

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

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paradoxsocks

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

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abbysrwk

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

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yourlocalpsychopath

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

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starkinglyhandsome

[skeletons ooh-ing]

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uberfaenatic

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesn’t own anything

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dad-monster

except that time we owned most of the world

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dangerbooze
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