I miss the old rihanna

Cate Blanchett pops Adderall and tries on hats for three hours in this instant Disney classic! 

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

Gals bein pals

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

it is too EARLY FOR THIS

GOD

I mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

you can have more notes just please give me money

✨👏🏻✨👏🏻

Ooohhh

Character: Aquaman

Movie: Aquaman 2018

Cosplayer: @cx.cosplay

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“Well, first off, with superhero charaters being predominantly white I love to take on certain non-black characters and show that as a black cosplayer I can match, or even surpass, said superhero look. I had been planning to cosplay Aquaman ever since I saw the first trailer. I loved the hairstyle that they chose for him and with my hair being approximately the same length in locs, it was the perfect opportunity for me to play with the character a little. I ordered my suit custom fitted from @procosplay_official.

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The bodysuit is made out of the gold top with scale-style sewn designs. The bottom is made out of a thick lycra fabric similar to yoga pants with the hexagon pattern on it to give it the 3D effect. The boots and gloves made out of foam, then painted and covered in gloss to make it look like the ones in the movie. The side and back gold scale pieces are made out of a thin plastic and I clipped it onto my bodysuit to make sure it stayed in place. The gold belt is made out of the same material and it goes over the armor skirt velcroed in the back. Last but not least, I used blonde temporary spray for the ombre look of my hair and gold contact lenses to top off the look from @colouredcontacts. The Trident was also ordered from @procosplay_official 🔱

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I’ve been dissatisfied with a past cosplay before. I was a bit dissatisfied with my first ever Killmonger cosplay. I didn’t calculate the time it would require to make and place all the little scars on my body. Because of that, I ended up with an unfinished result. I only had my chest covered with scars when I wanted to cover my chest, arms and back. So I ended up wearing his open jacket the entire time. I’m currently working on creating a layout for the scars with liquid latex that I can use to place multiple scars and attach them to my body rather than one by one. That way it will reduce the prep time.

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I’ve never considered cosplaying professionally. I get the most joy being a part of non-profit and charity events. My reward is seeing kids light up when they see their favorite superhero. If I became a pro, I wouldn’t expect to earn much. I am currently a men’s pro physique competitor and I haven’t broken even yet. If Cosplay is about making money for you, then you will be sorely disappointed”.

Trevor Noah IS a treasure.

one of the funniest things about Pokemon and knowing it was made by an autistic man is that in the Pokemon universe, making eye contact with someone is literally canonically saying “you wanna fight” 

this is just one of many examples of trainers saying similar things like this 

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

cash app link culture was popularized by sex workers who are now routinely banned from the platforms they were instrumental in building. pass it on.

all your favorite cash apps built their platforms on the backs of sex workers and then banned sex workers when they got big enough to run shit without them. square cash, circle pay, venmo, gift rocket, even fucking patreon. all patronized predominantly by sex workers at first, all banned sex workers as soon as they got off the ground.

Cheers for self love!!!

ctto

Self appreciation post.

Energy

How I feel all the time

2019 Resolution

I want to be able to wake up and have this internal loop

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

（｡◕ ω ◕)｡)つ━☆・*。

　　                 　°。 *´¨)

　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸ .·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)

　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·’* ☆

It is done

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

you’re doing great fish

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

stop you’ll scare him

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

nervous

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

NO NO NO WE DO NOT LOVE FISH 

FISH IS WEIRD 

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

not nervous

PLEASE be nervous again

not gonna be nervous anymore

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

…i’m out

I don’t know how I feel about this

Facts are, her competition shouldn’t have even been them. A conversation about models should concern real models. Tired of the celebrity fakes, it’s an insult to all the legit models out there. Especially the black ones that are already at a disadvantage

No worries they clearly aren’t her competition…

Adwoa Aboah was the runner up.

Why the hell do I find this amusing

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.