Show him the fruits
This is the Kirby of Good Night’s Rest. Reblog this to get the best sleep of your life tonight.
I just saw someone say that the reason lucario could eat chocolate in Lucario and the Mystery of Mew is because it’s a steel type and is therefore immune to poisoning, and I am stunned by how plausible that is
YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Deaspek
Asoljed
Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-
Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.
Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.
Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.
*wait and have the conversation move on to a totally different conversation, and if you bring it back up you feel like you look obsessive or weird
I'll do both at the same time, and de-evolve their very eyes.
me: finally got a special job next monday. can’t wait. haven’t done it since covid
friend 1: what kind of job?
me: I’ll give a hint. it makes people happy with a fun outfit
friend 1: clown :)
me: no I did clowning during covid :) try again
friend 2: stripping
me: how bout we stay closer to the clown guess
MASCOTTING! I am MASCOTTING!
Congrats on becoming a licensed furry.
I beg your pardon
At this point he’s just fucking with us.
At some point he's going to make a human out of chocolate and the cocoa homunculus will stand, open his mouth and sing a song that starts the Rapture
#i waited for an explanation and there was none
Robotics Engineers are just like that.
By the way, this video is from the Brick Experiments Channel on Youtube. It seems someone reuploaded their stuff to TikTok.
can i just say
“Who the frick are you?”
“Who the frick are you?”
(Matching parent/child •_• faces!)
If we needed any proof she’s his flesh and blood there you go lol
Hold my beer while I shoot some hoops
Why are you leaking the certification exam this was supposed to be a surprise
when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it
fandomsandanythingelse
When you tell a girl her dress is really cute and then she immediately sticks her hands in the pockets and goes “IT HAS POCKETS”
refuckeningtakefour
When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she launches into a small happy rant about how she scored it in a thrift shop for next to nothing and its all natural fabrics and not made in a sweatshop and its vintage and you love that
When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she tells you it’s a uniform not an outfit and reminds you this is a field sobriety test and you’re bombing hard.
uncle-cazador
When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute but she’s a magic girl and you’re bleeding out after taking a blast from her enemy and you pass out while she holds you in her arms and cries