troy and gabriella for superbowl halftime 2k16

not only am I funny but I have a nice ass too

someone: so what do u look for in a guy

me: per$onality i$ definitely one of the mo$t important thing$ :)

But if you send for me, you know I’ll come, and if you call for me, you know I’ll run.

Freshly fucked

i have more selfies than friends

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

I want to be re-incarnated as Kim Kardashian

Yelpers let homophobic Indiana pizza shop have it 

If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.