first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
okay, let me start out by saying that the whole shooting fireballs from your hands thing is awesome as hell. thanks for showing it to me. but, just so you know, this is way outside of my specialty as a gastroenterologist. if you want to make your fireballs stronger, you should schedule an appointment with a rheumatologist.
rheumatologists specialize in inflammation
#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america
so i was compelled to look that up and
A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster
B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster
C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:
"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."
–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899
my perma slouch and chapped lips make women flock to me as soon as winter comes around. they want to wrap me up in blankets like some kind of small rodent and buy me a humidifier
Checking out his best moves in the mirror.
practicing for Halloween
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dorohedoro dared to ask the question, “what if wizards wore air force ones?” then chainsaw man responded with, “what if demons wore vans?” we need to continue this line of inquiry
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dungeon meshi
here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!
(please do click on the source to watch it on youtube if you want to see it in full quality)
Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.
This NEEDS more reblogs than likes (at the moment it does)
REBLOGING THIS WILL SPREAD IT FASTER THAN IF YOU JUST LIKE IT, WHICH MEANS MORE PEOPLES BECOME AWARE.
Thank you and have a good day, DON’T CLICK THE LINKS!!
~Hope
