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@nickoltine

hey bitches
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emanuelee

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

theres this cat on twitter named luna i cant stop thinking about because her resting face always looks so distraught and anxious i love her

these are the eyes of someone who has seen too much i wish this poor soul the best

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

  1. You save a life.
  2. The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.
  3. Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.
  4. There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.
  5. Many are already trained.
  6. Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.
  7. Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.
  8. Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.
  9. An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.
  10. Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

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jingles

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying