-Out of My Mind- Whispers in my head All the things you’ve said Lies dipped in red Filling me with dread ______________________ HD Image files and process videos of this my painting on https://www.patreon.com/Yuumei
so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
violentfutches
because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again
Botticelli would have wanted this and you know it
Irish fans sing lullabies to baby on a train in Bordeaux
zizou
chaotic good
tiffanarchy
“Hey! Hey! Shh. We’ve got a baby.”
This is so pure
‘what’s french for baby’
I love football
Vivien Leigh and Laurence Olivier in Fire Over England (William K Howard, 1937)
Katharine Hepburn and James Stewart in The Philadelphia Story (George Cukor, 1940)
“You’re wonderful. There’s a magnificence in you, Tracy… A magnificence that comes out of your eyes, in your voice, in the way you stand there, in the way you walk. You’re lit from within, Tracy. You’ve got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.”
favourite adaptations ● Practical Magic by Alice Hoffman
“Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can.”