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Nick Boyd

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If music be the food of love, play on; Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. Aspiring "Theatre Guy", Detroiter.
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Am I the only one that takes it personally when I get unfollowed/unfriended? 

Like my ex and I had a lot of good times together and I don’t think I’ve done anything to defame or disrespect her but she unfriended me on everything. Does the time we spent together not mean anything to her? That’s part of my life. I don’t want to forget that and brush it off like it’s nothing - we can’t get that time back. I generally think relatively highly of her but this kind of hurts and I think it’s a dick move tbh.

#i know i only come here to talk about my girl problems#but i don't really have another venue#sorry
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one-sock-wonder
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the-real-seebs

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

wh….

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andishouldhavekissedyou
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marauders4evr

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

Oh my word

You can hear it

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queentoebeans
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
nickboyd

You know that part in the season finale super late in the series where a character from season one shows up and ruins everything

that just happened to me. except it was in my dream last night and now i’m in a shitty mood. 

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queentoebeans
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homunculus-argument
the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
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abstractandedgyname

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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queentoebeans
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cityelf

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

Now I can reblog this