came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
There are too many Touhou games, what is it even about??
Just picture Seinfeld in ye old Japan is literally the funniest fucking thing I have ever read
i guess this is why non-disclosure agreements exist.
TRANSFEM!SCOUT!!!!!!! I'm still thinking on what to name her, but for now she'll just be Scout. Any suggestions? Ask box is always open!!
I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about
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would you drink peg nog
probably on a dare, depends on if it's vegetarian
now i don't know who sent this ask but i'm always happy to introduce peg nog to someone new
cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight
- nothing frappucino
- battery acid spaghetti
- The Flavor
- white gilgamesh
- the sludge
- dragon cum
- peg nog
- fistbumping lesbians
- the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"
- the horsepussy
- vanilla extract
edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot
there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking
you people cannot be trusted in the war room
just had a dream that the epic rap battles of history guys announced 'a new direction for the channel' and then released literally hundreds of rap songs about 9/11 in the span of an hour
presented without commentary or apology
Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”
I WAS FIGHTING TO FIND THIS WOMAN
I HATE THE CURSE THAT SHE PLACED UPON ME, BUT CANNOT HELP BUT CLAP FOR THE METHOD
presented without commentary or apology
Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”
I WAS FIGHTING TO FIND THIS WOMAN
I HATE THE CURSE THAT SHE PLACED UPON ME, BUT CANNOT HELP BUT CLAP FOR THE METHOD
presented without commentary or apology
Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”
I WAS FIGHTING TO FIND THIS WOMAN
I HATE THE CURSE THAT SHE PLACED UPON ME, BUT CANNOT HELP BUT CLAP FOR THE METHOD
presented without commentary or apology
Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”
I WAS FIGHTING TO FIND THIS WOMAN
I HATE THE CURSE THAT SHE PLACED UPON ME, BUT CANNOT HELP BUT CLAP FOR THE METHOD
when your white friends defend you
when you defend your white friends
Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot




















