Source: lovetomlinson
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
itsajensenthing
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
aconsultingwarlock
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
fuck-benedict
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
duchessoftardis221b
mlp4eternity
mc-youtuber-fangirl
YESYESYESYESYESYES
being the adult means killing the spiders
i don’t know if i’m ready for that
have you ever been in one of those moods where you want to do everything but also nothing at the same time
purplepanda1999
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
pepsicock
spice and sugar
edgeofboring
Ashley and Mary-Kate
post-elevator-us
I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even
liloury-deactivated20180113
Anonymous asked:
Louis said he wanted to learn sign language so went out and became fluent. Louis' always wanted to play football professionally so he found a way to make it fucking happen for himself. Louis has been told for three solid years that he isn't a vital part of one direction so he threw himself into writing the best album one direction's had to date. Even if someone doesn't like Louis they can't say he isn't one of the most driven 22 year olds they've ever come in contact with.
don’t do this
John on how he asked out Sarah for the first time:
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
JOHN GREEN IS PERFECTION.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG.
charmslapped
and then after being friends for a while he asked her if she was seeing anyone and she said no and he said “does that mean i can pursue you now?” and she said yes and he walLKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND KISSED HER
they’re my favorites. i want an updated family picture!
what happened showed us that 1D can’t function if they are not 5, Harry is not there and everyone is lost, Louis didn’t even want to STAND UP to get on stage as his only concern was where was Harry and he didn’t even care about an entire arena around him, Liam didn’t know what to say and stutter for 10 seconds, Zayn kept looking at Niall and Niall kept looking around everyone was lost and nobody breathed for 5 minutes
One Direction win the Global Success Award at the Brit Awards 2014.
