you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

a skinny white guy: *takes a picture of him having a nose bleed or smoking with dirty fingernails*

some of you: god fuck me

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

They Meet

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

plum headache

Banana sorethroat

Wait no

I wrote a song about my college experience 🌶🌶🌶👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

The realist thing to ever real.

Anemone, an enemy anemone, a stress filled bachelor degree

<b>Unreal</b>

so i have a cat now

A STREETCAT NAMED DESIRE, CARL.

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

Adulthood.

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

Damn Bron bron

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”