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james: helloooo ladies
sirius: bonjour *winks*
lily: oh sod off
marlene: honestly!!
sirius and james: *pushed away by remus*
remus: sorry... hi
lily: hey rey! come sit with us! we’re playing wizard chess :)
remus: uh sure
sirius: tHe FavOuriTisM!!
james: what a ladies man.
*the marauders on a walk about the grounds*
sirius: merlins beard! look at that hill!
james: i’ll race you
sirius: GO
sirius: *turns into a dog and gets there first*
james: *panting* THATS CHEATING
sirius: *pushes james down the hill*
james: *rolls into lily*
sirius: OH MY MER- *wheeze*
lily: er... hello.
james: *bright red* uh- i- erm- sorry
sirius: IM THE KING OF THE HILL
*lily, mary and marlene playing bop it*
“bop it, twist it, pull it...”
sirius and james: how tf?
sirius and james: *trying to do it with their legs*
sirius: what in the name of merlins beard are they doing?
james: i have no idea how are they doing it???
remus: *knows they’re being stupid but doesn’t tell them so that everyone stares at them*
peter: no guys i think you’re doing it right you look great
james: ... thanks pete
sirius: i know, i always look great
james: oh my god oh my god lily’s coming over what do i do what do i do
sirius: chill out mate, just keep it casual
james: yeah... yeah! casual! okay i can do this!
lily: morning you lot
james: morning...
james: LILY DID I TELL YOU THAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS LOVELY TODAY AND YOU SMELL LIKE A STRAWBERRY FEILD FROM HEAVEN AND YOUR SKIN IS GLOWING LIKE A HOLY GODDESS- OW
*sirius kicks his shin*
sirius: good one mate, really casual
*gay panic* sirius: woah crazy that i’d run into you here!!
remus: i... i live here
sirius: oH yeah i- me too-
remus: yes... because we both go to school here
part 2/ add-on to the remus x lily book club theory:
james and sirius were absolute muggle movie JUNKIES, every day of their summer and christmas holidays, both of them and occasionally remus would go to the movie theatre and watch something.
also i cant say it loudly enough, they are STAR WARS NERDS.
james and sirius:
ignoring the school rules:
james and sirius: nObOdy waNna SeE uS ToGethErRr bUt iT doNt mAaaTtEr NoO-
remus: HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WAS YOUR TOWEL?! DO YOU EVEN WASH IT???
sirius: *scoff* no i don’t wash the towel, the TOWEL washes ME
james: you... never wash your towel?
remus: YOU NEVER WASHED THE TOWEL?!
sirius: WHAT AM I GUNNA DO?! WASH THE SHOWER NEXT?!
remus: *shudders*
sirius: WASH A BAR OF SOAP?! YOU GOTTA THINK HERE MATE.
remus: i am FURIOUS right now.
remus: LET ME ASK YOU THIS, HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING MY UNDERPANTS?!
sirius: SOMETIMES, YEAH.
remus: *gags*
sirius *looking at james and remus*: YOU GUYS DONT WEAR EACHOTHERS UNDERPANTS, YOURE LYING.
remus: are you KIDDING ME?! EVERYBODY, BATHROOM, NOW.
james: what’s up?
sirius: what moony?
remus: are you playing a joke on me? honestly! why is my towel still damp?!
sirius: because it’s not your towel, it’s MY towel
remus: it’s not your towel, your towel is the blue one
sirius: i’ll tell you this mate, i’ve never used the blue one.. but i do use that one everyday. *points to remus’*
remus: oh god...
james: you’re telling me you two have been drying your junk with the same towel?!
remus: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!!!!
james talking to the marauders: she (lily) said it was her first kiss-
snape: i think she might have lied *hand slaps to mouth*
remus, james and sirius: 👁👄👁
remus and lily definitely have an unintentional book club at midnight where they find eachother in the common room, make tea and talk about the books they’re reading...
remus: *walking down from the dorms* uh- hello...
lily: *sat on one of the chairs* hi...
remus: uh- i’ll just go back-
lily: is that [insert book title here]??
remus: YES i’ll make the tea.
“f you my child is completely fine”
darling dearest your child’s favourite characters have barely any screen time and they’re a marauders fan.
remus: why is sirius crying?
james: he took a “which marauder are you?” quiz
remus: who’d he get?
peter: me.
christmas morning with james and sirius.
james: *wakes up* SIRIUS
sirius: *pulls back james’ curtains* JAMES
james: oh good, you’re already in your christmas onesie. *pulls back the duvet so sirius can see they’re matching*
sirius: *admires james’ matching onsesie* oh of course, now let’s wake the others.
sirius: *turns his record player to full volume playing christmas music and adds a spell that will blast it through the whole castle*
*distant screams*
frank upstairs: WHAT THE FU-
james: *nodding* that ought to do it.
remus: *ranting about how sirius and james should follow the rules, do their homework etc*
james: *looks at sirius*
sirius: *looks at james*
both: HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
remus: 🧍♂️
sirius would 100% do this when bored.
*james, sirius and peter doing homework in the dorm room*
sirius: *walks in and stands in the middle*
sirius: *sings a verse of a song really badly*
everyone: 👁👄👁
sirius: 🧍♂️
sirius: *walks out*
remus and sirius arguing: *drivers license blasting* you said forever now i drive-
james walking in: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN
remus and sirius stopping: 👁👄👁
peter scurrying in after: KACHOWWW
sirius: *yelling loudly* JAMES!!!
james: [upstairs] SHIT
james: *runs downstairs* WHAT?!
sirius: oh nothing it’s just fun
james: i- uh- okay
sirius: try it
james: uhm okay... JAMES!!!
sirius: hmm maybe it doesn’t work with your own name... let’s try remus’
both: *yelling* REMUSSSS!!
remus: *was asleep, now very very very awake* WHAT THE FUCK
remus: *sprinting* WHAT HAPPENED
both: oh nothing nevermind
remus: i swear to MERLIN-
james: are you from tennesse?
lily: james, we live in a scottish boarding school, i have an english accent... i could not be more OBVIOUSLY from the UK.
james: but wait i- i hadn’t finished
lily: well maybe if you were a bit more observant to the fact that i’m british and living in the same scottish school as you then we wouldn’t have this problem.
james: *murmuring to himself* because you’re the only ten i see </3
james: nailed it.