Bro what is with siblings?? Like we have eternally bonded over this specific tv series together and we always watch it to hang out, now we're arguing loudly across the house because we have different opinions in this show and now we're hating on a specific part of it together? Today we have annoyed the Hell out of our parents (and slightly weirded them out) because we simultaneously started quoting the lines of an entire movie scene exactly for no apparent reason and we sounded like robots. You're leaning on me and we're cuddling while we're watching a family movie but five minutes ago we were biting and kicking the crap out of each other. "Leave me the hell alone your so damn annoying!" Sure. Give it ten minutes and we'll be following each other around like lost puppies. I don't trust you ever. Never. But in saying that, we always share secrets and go to each other for advice. We have a secret handshake that makes our private talks "sacred" but ew don't you dare touch me or even go near me ever. It's always "I don't want to ever see you again!" "I hate you" "you're the worst sister ever." but then it's "you're the best sister ever" "can I sleep with you? I don't want to be alone." and we're giggling and laughing together because when we're together it's just chaos and we're complete dumbasses and no one else understands us. We were just fighting very physically and we might have both taken it too far but it's a regular thing yet if anyone hurt you, I'd probably kill them. I love you sooo much but fuck off, full offense. Like what the fuck lmao

Someone needs to draw this as Rise Donnie (boy in yellow) and Rise Leo (boy in blue) immediately please and thank you. (I'd do it myself but I can't draw for shit) sorry if this has already been done lol

Because this is so them. If anyone does draw it, can you tag me or notify me in some way?? I would like to see.

Just leaving this here

Rottmnt incorrect quotes 2-

Casey, in mall jail: l'm not entirely sure how I ended up in this situation

Raph: you actively chose to hang out with Leo and Mikey instead of Donnie and April like I advised you to do

Leo: but Casey likes us

Mikey: yeah we're fun

Raph: your idea of fun is convincing Casey to swim in the fountain and collect as many coins as he could?

Casey: it was great, they gave me a time limit and everything

Casey:

Casey: I understand why there was a time limit now

~

Raph: Today at 7 am, Leo poured a Monster energy drink into his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and then preceded to drink the whole thing.

April: No shit, I watched Donnie brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

~

Mikey, on the phone: Raph? I need your help! I-

Raph: Is the lair on Fire?

Mikey: ...no?

Raph: then it's not an emergency *hangs up*

Donnie: well? what did he say? what do we do about the man who's holding Nardo hostage?

Mikey: apparently it's not an emergency

Leo, being strangled by some random villain: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY7?

~

Raph, knocking on the lab door: Donnie...

Donnie: Who is it?

Leo: It's us, we just wanna talk

Donnie: How many af you are outside my door?

Mikey: Just us three

Donnie: Then talk to each other.

~

Random Villain, approaching the turtles: Who's in charge here?

Mikey, looking between Raph and Leo: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

~

Raph: *sees someone doing semething stupid*

Raph: What an idiot.

Raph: *realizes It's Leo*

Raph: Wait, that's MY idiot!

~

Mikey: I'm bored.

Leo: Me too. Wanna do something...?

-10 mins later-

Raph, shivering: What is this sudden feeling of danger?

Splinter, muttering: Oh dear God..

April, rushing in: I have this strange feeling I just can't put aside...

*somehwere deep within the sewers*

Donnie: FUCK

~

Raph: Someone will die-

Donnie: Dammit Nardo!

Mikey:

Leo:

Raph:

Raph: Don, I was talking about if we don't catch this guy in time...

Donnie:

Donnie: Sorry. I hear 'die" and I immediately think of Leo

Leo, under his breath: It was one time...

~

Raph: Donnie and me will go to the crash site and check it out, Mikey and Leo, you go-

Mikey: Who's Leo?

Leo: seriously, Mikey? this is childish.

Mikey: is there an annoying fly around here? does anybody hear that buzzing?

Raph: alright, what's this all about?

Donnie: Leo won at cards.

Mikey: HE CHEATED

Leo: I DID NOT

Donnie: ENOUGH

~

Mikey: Name one way to be nice to others

Donnie: Don't kill them

Leo:

Mikey:

Raph:

Raph: That's progress. Believe it or not, that's progress

~

Leo and Donnie: Raph, you love us, right?

Raph: normally i would say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere I wont ike

~

Mikey: okay, who got hurt?

Donnie: what?

April: you're smiling like you just saw Leo trip over his own two feet.

Donnie, giggling: actually- he just sipped- cracked his right hip- and- and broke his wrist.

Raph, gasping: oh my god, where is he?

Donnie, laughing: I need-i need to get him to the lair, he needs- he needs medical attention.

Donnie, walking away and laughing: HE CRACKED HIS HIP. WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS-

~

Donnie: Michael, we have been trying to find this coffee place for over three hours.

Mikey: well maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Donnie: I want my fucking coffee, Mikey

~

April: i have a problem

Donnie: kill it

April: can you chill for like five seconds?

~

(Loud, thudding noise)

Raph, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?

Donnie: A box fell

Raph: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.

Mikey: Leo was in it!

~

Raph: I'm... I'm at a loss for words!

Leo, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, he proceeded to yell at me for the next twenty minutes

Disaster Twins incorrect quotes-

Donnie: We all have our demons.

Donnie, grabbing Leo: This one's mine,

~

Leo: I don't half ass anything. I fuck it all the way up.

Donnie: We've noticed.

~

Donnie: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck (Don 24/7)

~

Donnie: Why am I the bad guy?

Leo: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

~

Mikey: I don't think Donnie is very happy with you

Leo: why do you say that?

Mikey, reading a message: "My dear twin, I hope this message finds you before i do-"

~

Leo: Did you know that it takes a plastic bag 20 to 100 years to break down, yet it takes me approximately one minor inconvenience??

~

Leo: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Donnie: The charges were imediately dropped due to insufficient evidence.

~

Leo: guess what

Donnie: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea

~

Leo: sometimes brb stands for 'be ready bitch' so you have to be careful.

Donnie:

Donnie: When has it EVER-

~

Leo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Donnie: Nardo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

~

Donnie: Before I do anything l ask myself, "Would Leo do that?"

Leo: Thanks-

Donnie: And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

~

Donnie: You're pretty stupid

Leo: Thank you.

Donnie: I just insulted you...

Leo: All I heard was "you're pretty." Im focusing on the positive things in life

~

Donnie: God, give me patience

Leo: Isn't it "god give me strength?"

Donnie: If god gave me strength you'd be fucking dead

~

Leo: *crying*

Donnie: It's okay, let it out. We all need to cry sometimes

April: What happened?

Donnie: I hit him

~

Leo, speaking to a villain: I'm not the greatest at math, but I know when shit don't add up

~

Leo: can I bother you for a second?

Donnie: you always bother me but go ahead.

~

Leo: I didn't do it

Donnie: Was it Casper, Leonardo? Was it Casper the fucking friendly ghost?

~

Leo: I think you and I are a little more similar than you think.

Donnie: If you ever disrespect me like this again i will kill you.

Rottmnt incorrect quotes-

(After April introduced them to card games)

Mikey: *sets down a card* Ace of spades

Donnie: *pulls out an Uno card* +4

Leo: *pulls out a Pokémon card* Jolteon, I choose you

Raph: *trembles* What game are we playing?

Leo: My life is a joke.

Raph: That's not true.

Leo: You're right..

Raph: *smiles*

Leo: jokes have meaning.

Raph: *frowns*

(Mikey knocking on Leo's door at two in the morning)

Leo: What are you doing here?

Mikey: Running away from my problems.

Leo: ...understandable, come in

Leo: Hey, sorry l'm late. I broke down on the way here.

April: Oh no! Is the turtle tank okay?

Leo: Turtle Tank?

Leo: Would you please stop doing that?

Donnie: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene Ill, line 87...No.

Raph: Don, what's on your shirt?

Donnie: Oh it's just blood

Raph: Just blood?

Donnie: Don't freak out! it's not my blood

Raph: What do you mean IT'S NOT YOUR BLOOD?!

Mikey: Do you support gay rights?

Leo: Not only do I support gay rights, I support gays wrongs

Raph: Leo, what did you do?

*microwave explodes in the lair's kitchen*

Donnie: You need a high-three.

Leo: ...

Donnie: In the face.

Leo: ...donnie, don't-

Donnie: With a chair. *picks up a chair*

Leo: RAPH!

Raph, from another room: Donnie, Whatever you're doing now, stop.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

My dad:

Love how Eat Your Young hasn't even been out for a whole 24 hours and already it is all I am seeing on tumblr. Post after post is people losing their minds over this song and I- Hozier that's the power you have.

If they make the last of us part 2 a show...i don't wanna see *that* Joel scene

So I have a boyfriend, we've been together for almost 2 years. There's then this asshole, homophobic, transphobic etc boy who likes me currently. And one of my friends used to like me.

They were all straight boys.

I was a cis girl who is now a trans boy. I have turned 3 straight boys gay. This is an accomplishment my dudes.

//TOH SPOILERS

I will never get over the way Hunter voiced how he liked the Thanks to Them version of himself and then Belos had the AUDACITY to posess him and cause Flapjack's death which caused Hunter to be miserable, angry and just generally unhappy in For the Future like- LET THE BOY HE HAPPY PLEASE😭😭

Criminal Minds as things my class and I have said part 1/?

Hotch: Any plans for the holidays?

Reid: Depression

Emily: Woohoo!!

---

Morgan: We're talking about how to get girls clothes off.

Reid(already having a mental breakdown): ...what?

Emily: (turns Reid around and pushes them to JJ.) JJ, take the asexual.

---

JJ: singing. Cause after all this time...im still into you...

Emily: Into your mum!

Obsessing over Hunter's "For the Future" hair

Being bisexual is so stupid. Like oh, the male protagonist is cute. The female protagonist is cute. Everyone is cute. HELP...