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@newt-gottlieb / newt-gottlieb.tumblr.com

I'm Lauren, I'm 19 and I love two (2) science boyfriends.
Dragsideblog:latricemotherfuckinroyale. IASIP sideblog: Dee-youbitch
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I love how everyone has one characteristic that they use to explain their extra and unnecessary behavior like oh don’t mind me the Jersey jumped out. The 1/8th Portuguese Azorean jumped out I can’t help it. I ate all my meals on ZooPals plates every day as a youngin I can’t keep calm

“I’m bout to get real Kirksville Missouri population 11,352 on yo ass”

reblog this and tag your personal scapegoat characteristic

im a child of divorce

#im a disaster adhd bisexual
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itsrainingcinnamon

honestly Lily James in that orange skirt, running through the woods surrounded by flowers and sunlight, looking like a goddam fairy is some good shit 👌👌👌👌👌

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sicknessglory
Newt: Being bisexual means you can only like two things at a time, so I’ve chosen kaiju and Hermann.
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exhaustedcommonsense

There was a little loose wire on it that every time it lit up, was just sending an electric current into my body, so if I seem shocked in the movie, that’s why.

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thisjaegerisourgetalongshirt

Newt and Hermann don’t share an office when they get their joint university tenure, I’m here to lay down some facts

  • They have different offices in different buildings
  • with windows that face each other
  • This has given them both reason and opportunity to maintain at least two or three ongoing conversations
  • One through email, one through text, one through speaker phone on their office line
  • Sometimes newt will open his window and “DOCTOR GOTTLIEB! WHERE DO YOU WANT TO ORDER LUNCH? THEY DON’T DELIVER! CAN WE TRY THE NEW POLISH DELI PLACE? OKAY, TEXT ME WHAT YOU WANT!”
  • Sometimes hermann will sip tea, lean back to admire his finished work, reflect on how close they came to extinction, look across to newt’s windo OH MY GOD WHY IS NEWTON’S OFFICE ON FIRE
  • Newton keeps a pet octopus in his office that likes to escape its tank. Hermann occasionally shouts at it when it goes for the open window. Hermann occasionally texts Newt pictures. Hermann occasionally watches vindictively.
  • “DON’T YOU SLAM YOUR WINDOW AT ME, FIGHT ME, GOTTLIEB! HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH, BASKETBALL SHORTS IN SNOW, YOU! CATCH THIS NOTE AND TAKE IT TO DOCTOR GOTTLIEB’S OFFICE! I DON’T KNOW, I’LL GIVE YOU EXTRA CREDIT! SO DROP YOUR MAJOR, TAKE MY CLASS AND GET MY EXTRA CREDIT, YOU’RE BURNING DAYLIGHT!”
  • Sometimes when a coworker comes into his office, Hermann is Cornered Into Socializing. Newt will notice Hermann fidgeting from his window and “pop in” to save the day and intercept the small talk onslaught 
  • Newt sneaks into Hermann’s office and tries to pull pranks. Tries. Hermann is the younger-middle child of four siblings. Newt is an only child with limited childhood relationships with other kids. Hermann hasn’t fallen for any pranks, and lives for the /tangible/ self righteous moments when he can stroll in, casually lock his cabinet with a chair until Newt tries to come out of hiding. Tries.
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anthonycrowleymoved

[fade in to a still frame of the ocean] [kaiju pops out and attacks the camera] [fade to black] [new scene of chris pine as yancy breathing hard and bleeding] (chris evans voiceover) when i was 20 my brother was taken from me [fade away] [cut to jaeger being built] [cut to chris evans sadface] i can’t do it again [cut to john boyega as stacker pentecost] you have to mr becket, we’re in a war (in quick succession) [cut to action sequence between a jaeger and a kaiju] [cut to benedict cumberbatch as hermann yelling at someone about math] [cut to michael cera as newt flirting with lucy liu as mako] [cut to dev patil as tendo seeing a jaeger punch out a kaiju and cheering] [cut to gratitous scene of chris evans as raleigh and lucy liu as mako making out while half naked] [fade to black] [kaiju scream] THE EDGE OF APOCALYPSE: A Zack Snyder Film - in Theaters May 12th, Rated R