My younger self is so proud of me and thinks im cool as fuck and i think that’s all that matters

Franz Kafka’s Diaries, 1 July 1914

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

“It has all of its permits!”

Why would you hide this in the tags?

i cannot believe that since we started using the destiel meme as a breaking news alert there hasn’t been ONE destiel au fic where they’re co-anchors on the morning news.

cas confessed on accident while they’re on air and dean doesn’t know how to respond so he just reads the next thing on the teleprompter

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

listening and learning + posting my apology video to patreon ($25+ tier)

Always <3

The holy trinity

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

Jack Harlow looks like if they power washed Post Malone

Homie this the same dude

atla tweets for ur dash

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can't stop watching these

OKAY THE CRUCIFIX TOOK ME OUT

dragon age 2 characters as cursed toilets

hawke (and varric)

fenris

anders

isabela

merrill

aveline

gamlen

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy