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woah sea shells

guess who just re read blue sky

i still find the name "martyn inthelittlewood" very funny as a concept . martyn littlewood middle name inthe

a whore

Warning for alcohol use, vomiting, and swearing.

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When Scott dreams, he dreams of the sea.

Not a single soul would bat an eye at that. He's a pirate, after all, born and raised on an island. He wouldn't be surprised if one day someone cut him open and seawater poured from his veins instead of blood. The ocean is his home, and he knows that to his core.

What surprises him is that it isn't this sea he dreams of. It isn't this ocean that calls to him, whispering promises of safety and warmth. Instead, he dreams of a different island - if one could even call it that. It's tiny, smaller than any island he's ever seen in his waking life, with nothing more on it than an equally tiny hut. In his dreams, he sits in the shade of his hut with his feet in the water and feels at peace.

At this point Cute Guy is a fandom OC

Watcher Grian is however a Martyn AND fandom OC

Lately, I've been thinking about the tenses that are commonly used in writing. I often see the past tense used in published stories but I rarely seem to encounter the present tense except in fanfic. In the right hands, both can be used to create incredible stories.

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

wowza

@funkily

Asked my (12 year old) younger sibling to guess Hermit names.

Failing to hide my disappointment.

Ugly truths or Beautiful lies?

//coming up with design

He do be silly

I’m gonna draw him being drunk!

MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R3 MATCH 4

CAPTAINSPARKLEZ (MIANITE) VS MYTHICALSAUSAGE (AFTERLIFE SMP/EMPIRES SMP SEASON 2)

CaptainSparklez: "he did everything to prevent (ianite's) death, and yet it wasn’t enough. instead of accepting that there was nothing he could’ve done, that he did all he could, but she was dying from the moment he stepped foot on these lands, and maybe even before then, he still blames himself. he apologizes to her grave for not being enough. he blames himself for her death, for not being enough for his goddess, when he went above and beyond to do everything he could in an attempt to save her"

MythicalSausage: "this man has been reincarnated so many times and he does it all for pearl every time. he had SUUUUCH a breakdown when he met her on esmp season two. threw him off for the whole rest of the day. i know this guy spent his whole childhood praying to a goddess he Needed to believe in with all the shit he was going through because when he came face to face with her he was NOT normal"

Deciding to do a poll for fun

I just like this things

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

like. fully aware i follow a lot of hc blogs when i say this but i have literally seen more fanart for grian in pirates smp just for desertduo content than i have of like... Any of the women on the server. And that's based off a throwaway line mind you he isn't even playing on there...

this is something that thrilled me every time I played Portal 2

Is that a banana sticker on Wheatley's model??

MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R2 MATCH 8

PRINCEZAM (LIFESTEAL) VS MYTHICALSAUSAGE (AFTERLIFE SMP/EMPIRES SMP SEASON 2)

PrinceZam: "Zam is anti exploits after feeling immense guilt from using them and after subz saves him from his ex teammate he finds out subz and vitalasy his new teammates who he's put his full trust into have an avenue worse exploit that makes them practically God"

MythicalSausage: "He doesn't need to feel guilty. He can come home. So he listens, and he does, and she gives him a second chance at life in season 2 but the thing is HE STILL FEELS GUILTY. (...) He grows up worshiping her, and it's the one thing that guides him when he abandons his home, and what guides him to try and protect others (like he couldn't protect her)."

MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R2 MATCH 2

WILBUR SOOT (DSMP) VS BADBOYHALO (DSMP)

[ No propaganada this match. ]

MCYT RELIGIOUS GUILT OFF R2 MATCH 6

THE RO'MEAVE BROTHERS (MINECRAFT DIARIES) VS INTHELITTLEWOOD (EVO/3RD LIFE)

The Ro'meave Brothers: "(Fucked up over) Irene! the in-universe goddess, who is also, coincidentally, also the past incarnation of (Garroth's) good friend who he has completely devoted his life to protecting and who mostly saved his life from utter ruin!”

InTheLittleWood: "he was literally chosen to do the watcher's dirty work with the promise of a better life for him and his fellow southlanders. and he fails his duty, and the watchers shame him for it. also he's very queer-coded and what is more queer-coded than religious trauma"