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The Official Blog of New England

@newenglandofficial

Welcome to the shit show. He / Him, 23, New Englander.

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

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when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

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Twinks Be High Key Delusional For Thinking They Will Get Off Easy When The Neo Sultan Comes Around To Revive The Old Empire 😂😂 They Thinking They Will Be A Palace Concubine Being Spoiled And Shit 😂😂😂😂 Bitch Please!!! You Gonna Be A Janissary!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

if I was in the army they'd kill me immediately for saying shit like "I'm such a mortarpilled trenchcel" when we're getting shelled in the trenches

I'd tell my co that I'm "maximmaxxing" when I clean the machine guns and he'd send me out to no-man's-land

telling my fellow soldiers that im in my silly tank arc. i see a steaming canister and i immediately go “ woah such a mustardcore gas vibe”

military police asking if I have any last words before they execute me for cowardice: well?

me: chad deserter vs the virgin order follower

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab