i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
- i see it with my eyedbarls

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
We should piss on the poor
How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor
I love my stardew valley farmer who’s just living a peaceful domestic life with an occasional life threatening trip to the mines
a cool thing about tumblr is that when an absolute dog shit dud of a post shows up in my feed i know it's not because of some nebulous algorithm, it's someone's fault and i can find them immediately
what is more gay
-loving another girl as a girl
-idk being some loser boy
Twinks Be High Key Delusional For Thinking They Will Get Off Easy When The Neo Sultan Comes Around To Revive The Old Empire 😂😂 They Thinking They Will Be A Palace Concubine Being Spoiled And Shit 😂😂😂😂 Bitch Please!!! You Gonna Be A Janissary!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room
he doesn’t know wtf is going on
if I was in the army they'd kill me immediately for saying shit like "I'm such a mortarpilled trenchcel" when we're getting shelled in the trenches
I'd tell my co that I'm "maximmaxxing" when I clean the machine guns and he'd send me out to no-man's-land
telling my fellow soldiers that im in my silly tank arc. i see a steaming canister and i immediately go “ woah such a mustardcore gas vibe”
military police asking if I have any last words before they execute me for cowardice: well?
me: chad deserter vs the virgin order follower
dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"
british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*
there is no inherent virtue in suffering, but being able to take a lot of suffering with aplomb is a cool trait, and there is inherent virtue in being cool. so.
smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store
i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab
“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day
“fatigue 2”, Big Crab
me when im cleaning my apartment at 5 am and i see empty soda cans on my desk