Goodnight 🖤
"You must be spongebob and patrick in a saw trap if you enjoy armpits"
Me:
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
drying my dick, balls, and gooch in front of the fan because this humidity ain't playing...
the motorcycle helmet stays ON during group jerk off session
now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music
