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This idea came to me last night when I was reading an old blurb by the lovely anarchyaustralia and after chatting with her about it this idea came to light. 
Trigger warning: CONTAINS SADNESS AND MISCARRIAGE PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE . 

Calum Hood had given you the best eight years of your entire life.

It took him two years of close friendship to finally get your attention. Countless dates and failed relationships on both yours and his ends, making you realize what you had in front of you, what you had in each other. He’d given you two beautiful years of the best friendship of your life before he finally asked you out on a date. It was the worst date you had ever been on, way worse than any of the douche bags you’d been with before, but at the end of the night you found yourself in the backseat of Calum’s SUV, legs tangled together and the radio playing lowly as he held you to his chest, laughter filling the air and healing all that had gone wrong on that date. From the reservation being cancelled to Calum’s elbow bruising your cheek while he tried to open the bottle of wine, all it took was his warm embrace and his laughter to make it all better again. The dates that followed for two more years after were the best of your life. You spent so much time being smitten with Calum, smiling every single time he crossed your mind, the sun seeping from your pores every time he crossed your mind. 

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me: i hate this country and everything it stands for freedom is a lie we were born on the backs of slaves and genocide

me, at 2:30 in the morning with tears streaming down my face: TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOOD THE STREETS THERE ARE SCREAMS AND CHURCH BELLS RINGING AND AS OUR FALLEN FOES RETREAT I HEAR THE DRINKING SONG THEY’RE SINGING THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE

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Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via markitup)

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slimetony

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

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I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks

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yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

akvela

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

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thempress

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL