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i am downright amazed at what i can destroy

@new-zero-kaneda

with just a hammer
30 | AZ

tumblr more like bumblr you fools

absolute buffoons! you are actively destroying your website and making it worse each and every day. i hope you have made peace with the fact that you are on the fast-track to a hell of your own making.

this ad fucking kills me every time i see it

UNCLE, PLEASE PUNIUSH ME.

[Transcript:

Two people are talking to each other.

The first says “It’s just an ordinary bridge.”

The second says “It’s not just an ordinary bridge. It’s ominous.

The first replies, “Ominous? What do you think is going to happen?”

He takes a step back onto the bridge and the gates clang shut in front of him, and he screams “What the hell?”

The second yells back “Oh my god!”

Boss music plays, and a man dressed in a cheese costume emerges from the end of the bridge.

Text on top reads “Scourge of the Ordinary Bridge: Cheeseman” with a boss bar.

The music builds as the first man turns around, gaping, with an HP bar and label “Regular Guy: Zak”.

The music builds further as the Cheeseman runs towards Zak with two swords raise, and Zak screams “Oh shit!”.

end Transcript