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when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do

That’s a lot of cornbread.

that man’s face

He’s EATING it

How else would you get rid of 324 pieces of cornbread

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

THE SIGNS AS COLOUR PALETTES

WHY IS LEO ALL BABY POOP AND THROW UP COLORS GROSS

let’s think about it this way. you can see colours in different lights, in different situations. let me tell you what I see:

aries is the red of lipstick and the cream of leather in expensive cars. aries is the color of a droplet of blood falling, falling, falling from velvety, punctured skin.

taurus is all the colors reflecting from the woods at sunset. first you see a warm red ochre, soft tan, burnt sienna tones, and then you see a warm, impossibly bright green and yellow light streaming from delicate leaves.

gemini is the sharp detachment of a ship at sea, of a sailor’s new suit. gemini is a cruise in the Mediterranean, the sophistication, the exoticness, the cool blue waters with unknown depths.

cancer is a pink cardigan over a white shirt. cancer is the wrap ballerinas wear outside of their leotards: a warm, thin layer of elegance and grace.

leo is not baby poop and throw up colours. to me, leo is a meadow of emerald grass shining the bright sunlight. it’s exuberant, it’s glorious, it’s breathtaking, but it’s also calm and self-reflective.

virgo is the colour of shy grace and books. virgo’s colours are timid but admired for their subtle nuances and gentle tranquility, a welcome sight for the eyes.

libra is the marsala of blush, the ivory of the highlight on a high cheekbone. libra’s palette is like an eyeshadow palette; all the colours work together to paint a pretty portrait.

scorpio is the black of lace-up boots, the charcoal of a long grey cardigan over a tank top. scorpio is the red pain of tortured poetry, of tortured minds.

sagittarius is the fun and randomness that you remember even after years. sagittarius is a party embodied, the bright colours of costumes, the light reflecting off the sparkling punch and mardi gras beads.

capricorn is the classic, grounded, almost neutral colours of navy and red. capricorn is the navy dress and milky pearls and red clutch you bring to a fancy dinner party.

aquarius is all the adventures you might go on. aquarius is the blue of a beach day, the orange of a theme park, the yellow of new places, new sights, new heights.

pisces is the quiet, uncertain, watery colour of shadows. pisces is the supernatural, the things you can only dream of, the mysterious and the strange.

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

ok so i see people talking about joots and jorts but did anyone else ever encounter

jencils??

Photographer Kevin Sawford has recently captured the hilarious reactions of a rabbit after eating a prickly thistle. It looked content at first, but that expression changed to disgust very soon. Take a look.

Take a look.

Take a look.

me when a hot person accidentally touches me

When it’s one month away

do any of you ever dig up old pictures of your friends from their various social media profiles and make them into memes/inside jokes? or is this something only me and my friends do to make fun of each other???

like we got our Ashley ‘drop that bassoon’ reaction pic

and the Ryan ‘seriously-is-there-a-photo-of-you-taken-by-other-people-in-which-your-eyes-arent-closed’ meme

or the ‘overly happy/fake excited’ baby Dries pic

and even this badly airbrushed apparent stock photo of me

If ur having a rough day

my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply

too pure for this world [x]

BFF goals

im

always wanted a man with curves like dat 👀 he single?

Alright everyone, time to kinkshame

When you just don’t want to be disturbed🔥