Don’t ask me when I’m having kids unless you’re referring to me throwing away this stressful modern existence and start my new life of goat herding in the Alps.
Shop boy like me, I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to have wished for it. — Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
lordscrubbington
can you check in the back
John arriving at the ‘Detroit’ world premiere
television meme [½] animated shows ∟ bob’s burgers: i owe you my life. no, thanks. i’ve seen it and i’m not impressed.
bisexual culture is loving raspberries and lorde
me waiting to die in the nuclear war
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me after dying in the nuclear war and waiting for my friends to show up
When I meet people for the first time, they can’t believe I’m not going to be mean. They’ll do a thing where they’ll be kind of mean to me, and I can tell they think that that’s what I’m like. It’s like I’m too much of a people pleaser to not do it. Sometimes it’s fun for me, because if I say something sarcastic or whatever, they’ll eat it up; they aren’t offended. I’m like, I know what you want. You want me to fucking say something weird to you. Fine.
I was the only person to always talk about the color of my skin. In every interview my skin color comes up. If Daisy does an interview, her skin color is not going to come up. … It doesn’t matter what position you’re in — once you’re black, you’re black, and these idiots always have something to say about it.
Created by Finnish artist JP Ahonen, the Belzebubs comic strip features an adorable metal-loving family and all of their dark adventures together. From having a little baby to having lunch with grandma - the strip features normal everyday things a family would do, but in a strangely adorable black metal way.
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