whether electric calming if you look at it right

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

so if the sinners are all sleeping in their cells.... how's ishmael holding up?

if she's ever in a bad mood when she tries to open the door to her room does she just get hit with a wave of ocean water. does it flood the bus. does she have to just stand in chest high water (with more pouring in) until she's in the right mental state too have a normal room. fascinated by the possibilities here.

I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."

Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive

I am BAD at alchemy

I've never seen a poison of slow turn a target invisible...

This is amazing. On re reading it-

The target is slowed for appx 1 minute

For half of that time the target is invisible

If the target is under level 11 it will try to run away while invisible and slow

It will also give that target magic back.

Do not use against mages.

What the FUCK. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT MUCH BULLSHIT ON ONE POTION JUST MAKE POTIONS OF FORTIFY CARRY LIKE EVERY OTHER ALCHEMY FARMER

I am v bad

It happened again T_T

I have a lot of questions and concerns but this is amazing. Can i have some recipes ?

I have no idea what I did. I think maybe there was a spider egg

Okay, so I think I'm getting better! I mean this is baby steps territory, right, BUT this latest one is at least all positive in its effects, as long as you don't intend to use magic for a minute

You know, I’ve *never* seen the “emits a small light” effect before

The reviews are IN

Less Dracula meets Frankenstein. The books are set a hundred years apart (written 50) and are in totally different genres

and way WAY more Moby Dick meets Frankenstein. I think the Creature and the Whale could be murder besties while epitomizing the Romantic ideal of the Sublime in a horror context and having complicated implications for creaturehood and the divine mystery

@nevertheyponder

generate a random wikipedia article

group chats and servers scare me so much i will drop in there once every 3 months to show a picture of my cat or a screenshot of a game im playing and then ill disappear from the face of the earth forever

Sorry if i joined your server and then left or stopped talking after 24 hours passed. I scared

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

concept!!! "there's only one bed" fic but set in here

you guys have no clue how scared i am rn /silly /hj

round four, the finals, will be held on may 17th, 12pm est

sorry this is the funniest set of images I've ever made

my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor

@kit-kit-kat

Well, why?

The follow-up though: