my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry
burning man 2023 explained
and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch
Not everything’s always your fault, Life’s not always simple. You don’t have to hate yourself .
snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross
Thank you for this very wholesome positivity
If I laugh harder when someone snorts, it’s not because I think it’s funny or I’m making fun of them, it’s because it’s adorable and makes me laugh from joy
blue root
herbal, Italy 15th century
Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library (@upennmanuscripts), LJS 419, fol. 42r
finally something to beat the border collies
man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"
stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me
Unmute !
Morally neutral Shakira be like "one of my hips tells only lies, the other tells only the truth"
y'all are unloading ur billion note posts on me where it will become a two note flop
tweeting “wasps aren’t evil or assholes they’re just animals with clear behavioral patterns that you can learn and accommodate for” and putting my phone on vibrate
it’s genuinely very easy to interact with wasps and not get stung. When wasps nest around my home I offer them a slice of apple or salami (depending on species) as a peace offering when I first see them just so they know I’m not going to be a threat to them. I repeat infrequently to ensure they remember me. I will also fish out any wasps that fall into water or get trapped inside with my bare hands so they only associate my scent with free food or helping their comrades. Even with wasps I don’t meet at home I just give them a hand and to this day I have never been stung. If you’re too close to the nest and they’re concerned about it, they will warn you, you just have to look and listen for it.
Be a friend to your local wasps. They’re excellent pest control and pollinators. They are vital to the environment and deserve better than to be maligned and killed on sight. Insects and other Arthropoda you find in your own backyard are among the only wildlife you can interact with ethically and safely. Learn about your local bugs and you will become a lot less afraid of them over time. They’re fascinating creatures deserving of respect and they are essential to our continued survival.
if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post
Doubles for military wives
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.
gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood
you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog
like this:
not a furry:
furry:
You labled everyone at Disney a furry
have you ever seen a disney movie
they literally had a mouse strip tease
what more proof do you want
How did I do?
You’re not a furry - you’re a monster fucker.
Th…those hands…
Y’all I’m DYING 😂😂
