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Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich.

@never-nude

Alexander: Toronto, 24, cook, dog owner.
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Project Alex 2.0: 7 months

I’m shit at updating. I’ve been slacking on things that matter to me a lot lately. Trying to get back into being a functional person. 

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Couldn't decide on what to wear so I took a bunch of pictures instead of being a productive human being.

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Went to a small, and I mean small gig (less than 20 ppl) in the back of the restaurant to see a band from Montreal. I’m in my mid 20s, broke, destroyed from a recent break up, and am kind of useless. I feel more and more like Scott Pilgrim everyday.

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hey does anyone want to sleep in my bed every night and hang out all the time and maybe get a dog together?

This sounds so lovely

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never-nude

Does anyone want to adopt Nigel and me?

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talks to you a lot in person, but not a lot on text: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
texts you a lot but doesn't really talk to you in person: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
both: Cancer, Pisces
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I'm going to die alone probably.

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The last three years have been mostly nice. Thanks for being my best friend.

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Drunk Alex sends so many Facebook friend requests. That guy is an animal. Sober me doesn't actually want to make friends irl or on the Internet!!!!!

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Scrolling through tumblr with my mom sitting next to me is a nightmaaaare.